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Me: I should delete all my social media and never contact anyone ever again, nobody will notice much or care anyway.

Also me: I’m going to cyclically refresh all my social media for hours until somebody finally texts back or pays the slightest bit of a attention to me

gebbeh

dancing dragon: jake long

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gebbeh

The 2 year anniversary of this post was the other day don’t let this die

theweirdwideweb

Richard Spencer getting arrested after being maced in the face by police today in Charlottesville VA

ravenclaw-artist

I relate to Harry Potter because I, too, am Undesirable #1

gh0stenthusiast

pyjamathyst

Flute boy: “DON’T FUCK WITH ME, I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE.”

Bystander: “Wait, you-”

FB: “aAAAAHH”

dumdolly

I’m sad & i want material items so i can be cured for 5 minutes

tondra

I would much rather have my face slowly be eaten by a flesh eating virus, than have these two flops release a movie no one fucking asked for

ash-ofpallet

constantgays

Wish I was psyduck

pastelspectres

@fawnsean

wtnvtweets

Follow @wtnvtweets for more tweets

tortoistor

movie tropes that will never get old to me:

a thing happens + two people exchanging money in the back

fourth wall breaking

“give up all your weapons” and that one guy that spends the entire evening taking his weights worth out his pockets

*a terribly loud crash* meowing/ car sirens heard offscreen

alternatively: a terribly loud crash and one of the characters going “oops” in the most casual voice

“fuck you” “well if you insist”

nerdgasrnz

#alternatively alternatively: *terribly loud crash w/ sirens and cat screeching*#person: *off camera* ‘I’M OKAY’ (via @zenlida)

count-di-luna

character being all “you expect me to do X?” Gilligan Cut to character doing X

susiephone

the squad gets captured and interrogated separately, and they’re all telling equally terrible, completely contradictory lies

people completely missing the completely unsubtle, very visible dangerous thing in the room with them

alternatively, people absolutely seeing the completely unsubtle, very visible dangerous thing in the room with them and just not giving a shit

bonus points if it’s a beleaguered minimum wage employee who just goes about their business like “yep same shit as always”

someone pretending they don’t know another character is eavesdropping, only to casually reveal at the end of the scene that they know (*leaving* “tell tom that he can come out now” *tom drops from the ceiling in spy gear, irritated*)

choosing to deal with the villain by just leaving them alone in a room with another character

the “hands go down” trope

example: “any questions?” *everyone’s hands go up* “…that AREN’T sarcastic?” *everyone’s hands go down*

neonprotagonist

how could all y'all forget “ACT NATURAL!”

beradan

derinthescarletpescatarian

These are all great but let’s not forget two characters giving extremely biased flashbacks to the same event that each paint the other as an incompetent loon

stunt-muppet

i would like to respectfully add: scenes where a character walks into a room, sees something scary, and turns around and walks out with no reaction or change of expression