Fifties Soda Fountain AUs

The ones where everyone is a tortoise. (stunt-muppet.dreamwidth.org) (Discord: StuntMuppet (hashtag) 1349)

[gryffon]

[chelsamander]

☆ Jun Togawa as Lobster Princess in “Utopia” 1985 ☆

[rosepaya]

[hardwrench]

to me, correctly using 5+ commas in a single sentence is like perfectly executing a combo in a fighting game. to me.

[little-theatre-fairy]

if you think a sentence needs 5+ commas it should be two sentences

[hardwrench]

it’s not about what the sentence needs, i’m afraid, nor is it about economy, clarity, or style. it’s about winning, little-theatre-fairy.

[startedwellthatsentence]

Comment on my MA thesis:

[prokopetz]

Okay, fiiiiine. We can do Brutalist Neo-Gothic for the next dungeon theme – on one condition: for every giant inscrutable concrete human face you add, I get to add a giant inscrutable concrete human ass.

[worddevourer]

...Fine, but they better be actually inscrutable. I was able to scrute the human asses you put in our last dungeon with relative ease.

[prokopetz]

@gagedeliveryboy replied:

An Incredible Journey into the inscrutable concrete insides of a Concrete Giant as a mega dungeon full of various Russian/Slavic pastiche characters. Stalinist Kobolds eternally at war with Bolshevik ratfolk and Cossack dwarves that ride giant blind geckos. Ratsputin is there

[rainbow-femme]

His strength is that he is biscuits

[feralratbitesu]

can i be honest tho i kinda hate makeup bc i love licking my lips and rubbing my hands on my face like a cat or a fly annd i also love wiping my eyes like a sleepy infant all the time so basically i cant do it

[indolentjellyfish]

tiny glass aphid

[touhouweed]

funny wuppywog in his pile

[wawaposting]

everyday a wawa must find a warm blanket pile very important to their health

[its-me-em28]

[unofficial-autism-post]

Unofficial Autism Post

[redstonedust]

guy i saw in traffic today that i felt compelled to draw

[ahedderick]

This is the most beautiful scientific diagram I've ever seen.

Also a great example of why pink is a tint of red, but also a completely different color. Erbium? Neodymium? So beautiful.

[savethewailes]

The shrimp plants are having a great time.

[frenchublog]

[psychicpervert]

I need to fucking be a crocodile

[gamecubist]

*hits you with my legoification beam that turns you into this*

[ID: image of two lego crocodiles. they are both green.]

[psychicpervert]

oh THANK GOD

[reputayswift]

“I’m coming over, you better not be Vintage American Girl Westie Coconut With Chariot And Tiara when I get there.”

my unruly ass:

[ghostlyarchaeologist]