Slytherin Meets Hufflepuff

Real life conversations between a slytherin and her emotionally stressed out hufflepuff

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Valentine’s Dinner

Hufflepuff: *takes off glasses to rub her eyes*

Hufflepuff: wow if u take off ur glasses, ur eyes become the portrait feature on iPhones!!!!

Slytherin: *as she’s taking off her glasses* oh shit u right!

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Slytherin wears hoop earrings for the first time

Slytherin: I can tell you’re thinking something so just say it.

Hufflepuff: .................you look like a mother trying to fit in with her kids and she wants to talk to the manager... sorry

Slytherin: :-/

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Hufflepuff: no dad u don’t understand! I really need to take a picture of this for Slytherin!

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Love Advice #1

Slytherin: JUST say hello to him oh my g o d

Hufflepuff: ThaTS TOO FORWARD