Jun 13, 2019
The houses as John Mulaney quotes:
Gryffyndor: i always thought quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be
Ravenclaw: in terms of like, instant relief, cancelling plans is like heroin
Hufflepuff: you could pour soup in my lap and id probably apologize to you
Slytherin: ill keep all my emotions right here, then one day, ill die
Slytherpuff: You can’t always see both sides of the story. Eventually, you have to pick a side and stick with it. No more equivocating. You have to commit.
