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The new book, a collection of short stories of domestic mishaps, is on sale this week for $1.99 - do check it out if that's your thing.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00L5K203Y

#funny #humor #ebooks

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Don’t let worrying about tomorrow keep you from regretting mistakes of the past.

"My plan met my basic requirements - it cost no money and involved peering at others unnoticed."

"The Blackout! And Other Tales From Around The House"

#ebooks #humor #funny

The Blackout! Book Available Now! - eBook

The Blackout! Book Available Now! - John Bryson's new humor collection! #funny #humor #ebook

The Blackout! http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00L5K203Y

They said it couldn’t be done. No, check that. They said it shouldn’t be done.

The advice of industry experts, guidance counselors, the Clergy, and The Surgeon General has never been something that has resonated with me, so I pushed all common sense aside and have compiled my first book, “The Blackout! And Other Tales From Around The House.“

The…

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...the sub-zero weather would not be kind to a man in fluffy slippers and a Huey Lewis t-shirt."

The Blackout! And Other Tales From Around The House - http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00L5K203Y

#book quotes #funny #humor

Piano Man

NEW POST: A different tune...Piano Man

Piano Man http://SmackOfHam.com

It was another frigid February afternoon during the winter that just wouldn’t end. I found myself in my usual Thursday spot – killing half an hour while my daughter learned to play guitar, sunken deep into the fraying, ragtag couch at the local music store, the obligatory sofa lending less support than a decade-old pair of Fruit Of The Looms.

I took yet another…

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#Candy Crush #piano #piano man

Good Vibrations in Vegas

NEW POST: Good Vibrations in Vegas #funny #humor

Good Vibrations Las Vegas http://SmackOfHam.com

There I stood, my face redder than the business end of a monkey in heat.

I was back in my favorite vacation town, Las Vegas, the home of the 24 hour buffet, Evil Dead -The Musical, and the bulk of my children’s college savings. Unlike previous trips, this wasn’t a boy’s weekend of white bread debauchery (see Milk & Cookies In Vegas). It was a nice…

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#Evil Dead #High Roller #Jack Tripper #Las Vegas #Sir Richard Branson #The Linq #The Strip #Tilley

Here's the latest update on my humor blog:

Ten For Ten - With the kids bored and restless, we returned to the video store for the first time in years. #humor #funny

Ten For Ten - Return To The Video Store

Ten For Ten – Return To The Video Store

Ten For Ten – http://SmackOfHam.com

The video store used to be a frequent weekend destination, the first stop in an inexpensive evening that might include a pizza delivery, a six pack of Zima, and a Jim Varney marathon. But with the advent of NetFlix, iTunes, RedBox, video on demand, flip books, and shiny metal objects, it had been a while since I had stepped foot in one of these relics of days…

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#Adam Smith #Angry Birds #candy #Candy Crush #Friends #iTunes #Jim Varney #NetFlix #RedBox #Twizzlers #video store #Zima

Ten For Ten - So I came up with this graphic, now I just have to write the story...

It will be about an aborted mission at the video store. I'd like to post it in a few days at http://SmackOfHam.com.

#cartbeforehorse

I've got to get into shape. At lunch, I couldn't keep up with my walking taco.

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Of Lice And Men

Of Lice And Men http://SmackOfHam.com

As a parent, you yearn for your child to be recognized by the academic community, but you never really want to see an incoming call from the school.

From what I’ve observed, they rarely call to congratulate you for raising such an exceptional student. These calls are usually reserved for behavioral missteps that, if listed one on top of each other as they…

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