Why are you here?

[alchemistdad]

[pastabot]

y’all got cute pictures of your cats with like 100,000 notes and meanwhile i got thi fucking idiot

[recommend]

Farmers Are Protecting Their Cows From Frostbite With Earmuffs

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

Ominous positivity

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

You will be okay. You have no choice.

[jadedsoggy]

Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it.

[justabirdy]

You will succeed. It is inevitable.

[asparagays]

[ghostheather-deactivated2020051]

it goes like this: the fourth, the fifth; the minor fall, the major lift,

[410404-deactivated20190912]

[dulect]

me: *buys something online*

me:

me: where is it

[winterfellis]

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

[allamericansbitch]

Rihanna! This is a network television show! Is it? Seth and Rihanna Go Day Drinking

[iprayforangels-deactivated20220]

You think if I take a bath in the dark while listening to Hozier I’ll meet god?

[iprayforangels-deactivated20220]

Review: Would absolutely recommend. I didn’t meet any specific gods however I was suddenly overcome with the feeling that my body was a temple at which I was supposed to leave offerings. 

[alexander]

When they finally restock the local CVS with extra small condoms.

[goblinbutler]

This wins the award for wittiest caption on simplest video

[bioillogically]

therapist: how are you? me: fine how are you

[achingchest]

the hardest part about leaving toxic people is that you know when you leave, they won’t chase after you. they won’t be begging on their hands and knees for you like you would have done for them. they’ll just let you walk away, never even look at you in their rear view mirror, and move on like nothing has changed. and it’s terrifying, because you’ll finally have to come to the cold hard realization that they never cared if you stayed.

[idonttakemycontactsout]

THEY. NEVER. CARED.

[thecommonchick]

OMG! 😂

[lesbiansforjohnnymarr]

[anarchohellenism]

Ah yes, the sexualities: straight, confused, i don’t have to tell you, what are you, a cop? Fuck off, and More ™