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[lun4cat]

please, please help, they're going everywhere

[blvewvlf]

Hey yall. My gf and I are selling our 🌶️ content for good prices. If interested dm me asking for menu and I’ll tell you the prices and more info about what we have. Videos and pic bundles available.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

see I don’t dislike bulls, another farm animal known for aggressively headbutting people. if you get trampled or gored by a bull, it’s like being mauled by a bear. that’s just what happens. you can’t be surprised about it. fuck around and find out—it’s a little romantic, even. but if a ram kills you there’s no honor in that, none of the numinous poetry of a great and terrible beast, it’s just getting your ass owned by a smelly sheep that majored in concussions. dishonorable.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

some animals it is honorable and sort of cool to be killed by:

-bears

-WHALES!!!

-bulls

-horses (being thrown from (while hunting boars (actually I’m pretty sure being thrown from your horse during a boar hunt is just medieval code for being murdered by your brother)))

-venomous snakes

-birds of prey

-crocodiles

-sharks

-anything venomous I guess

-elephants

-rhinos

-BISON

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

Dying of poison is classy, but platypus venom is a freakish substance that isn’t lethal but WILL drive you mad with excruciating, long-lasting agony that cannot be dampened with painkillers. Which is, frankly, cool as hell—if you’re the first person to die from platypus venom, you’ll be new to science, which is itself an honorable thing. HOWEVER, you can only be envenomated by a male platypus during mating season, so you’d really have to be at the end of a long series of dishonorable mistakes to be stabbed by one in the first place.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

“What about if a rat or a mouse kills you?”

If a rat kills you it’s because of some unspeakable societal injustice that has left you vulnerable to vermin or part of some elaborate and perverse execution, and is dishonorable to those responsible but not to you.

If a mouse kills you, that is incredibly honorable, but not to you. To the mouse. If a mouse kills you that mouse gets the deed to your car and your husband and becomes a constellation and a parable and a feature film. It’s not really dishonorable to be killed by a mouse because it does sort of cast you in the role of a dragon slain by a humble and unlikely hero, which is probably more respect than you deserve if you’re the guy who got killed by a mouse.

[copepods]

leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this

[paper-mario-wiki]

hey here's a website for downloading any video or image from any website.

works w/ youtube, soundcloud, twitch, twitter (gifs and videos), tumblr (video and audio), and most other websites you're probably lookin to download stuff off of.

[penny-anna]

the thing w Transformers is if you get into it deep enough eventually you're like 'wait this is just yaoi Steven Universe'. but then you remember that Transformers predates Steven Universe by a number of years so its like. has Steven Universe been yuri Transformers all along? much to think about.

[eshesmites]

It’s impossible to give directions in Boston. Nothing makes sense. There are inexplicable one way streets, there are streets that change their names as you move from one area to another. There’s a road in my area where the gps literally tells you to take TWO full right turns to “stay on” the same road which is at a right angle to the original. There’s like four different Massachusetts Avenues. Sometimes you have to be in the left lane to turn right. The gps can’t even get directions to my workplace correct; it tells me to take a left on a road where lefts are not allowed, and the only way to not have to go across the river and take 15 minutes to turn around is to remember this shit one block early and make the left THERE. Recently, they’ve restricted 1 of 2 lanes on each side of major thoroughfares to only allow bikes and buses, and the government officials seemed to genuinely believe that would somehow EASE traffic. Oh and don't try to drive on Memorial Drive on Sundays; they close it for pedestrians. Just because. And when you DO drive on Memorial, there's one exit that will make your gps lose its mind and start chanting random sequences of numbers for four minutes straight. You can't take a Uhaul on Storrow Drive because the bridges that go over it are too short, and every year some doofus college student ignores this rule and proceeds to "get Storrowed" when they shave off the top of the truck on the overpass and get stuck. I-93 turns into I-95 and makes a big circle around the city, so a lot of the time you'll be on I-95 north but driving east or west.

It’s not limited to driving either. The Arlington train station is not in Arlington, it’s in the middle of downtown. Harvard Square is not a square, it’s more like a pentagon. There are four different green line train routes, and they’re labeled B for Boston College, C for Cleveland Circle, D for… Riverside, and E for… Heath Street. The Silver line is listed on the train map but is entirely run on buses which have to be connected and disconnected from power lines every time you go through the route. The Blue line goes to (and I’m not joking) Wonderland. The two red lines are labeled for their southern points: Braintree line goes to Braintree, and the Ashmont line goes to… Mattapan. To be fair, the train itself stops in Ashmont and you continue to Mattapan on a trolley, but that doesn't make it better. South Station and North Station are 1 mile apart and the easiest way to get from one to the other is just to walk it because otherwise you have to travel through 4 or 5 train stops on two different lines. But make sure you memorize the route because there's a good chance your gps will lose signal in the Financial district because it can't get through the buildings. In Boston Commons there are two train stops within line of sight of each other, on the same street, and one of them screams. To get to the trains at Porter Square, you have to ride down escalators 105 feet below street level, or you could just take the 3 flights of stairs totaling 199 steps (presumably because the engineers had something against nice even numbers). The North End is south of East Boston. Castle Island is part of the mainland.

No matter where you're going or how you're getting there, it takes 45 minutes (no wrong turns) or an hour and a half (one wrong turn). It doesn't matter if you're going one stop on a train; it will take 45 minutes. If it's summer, there's a better than 50% chance you'll be in the train car that lost it's AC; if it's winter, you're guaranteed to be in the car where the heat has it up to 80 degrees and the inside of your winter coat will be a sauna. Check the Red Sox schedule before you go south of the river, or you'll be trapped in the waves of baseball fans flooding the streets and days will go by before you're found again. And just... don't go outside on September 1.

If you're thinking that this sounds eldritch as shit, you're right. The entire city is an arcane lock keeping the ghoulies and ghosties from haunting the rest of the nation. We charge it with every "fuck" we utter while we travel our labyrinthine paths and drink our Dunks. You're welcome.

[noodles-07]

on friends and soulmates and that type of love that feels like it's going to burst right out of your heart

@/zmije / @/leptodiera / @/bichopalo / lyrics from two best friends by bb bean / animatedjames on youtube / @/killingmyselfbutnotdying / unknown / @/sadiekane / friedrich neitzsche / katfish draws / @/elytrians / @/wormbus-art aka @/angel-pond / @/mushysuggestion / the unsent project / mhairi mcfarlane / unknown

[mysunfreckle]

Bloodbound, Fortunefavoured fully tricking me into reading political intrigue by giving me a new OT3:

[mossy-aro]

love as religion; am i doomed? / on aromanticism

all highlighted sections from ‘aromanticism’ by moses sumney - the album notes // other excerpts in order: ‘doomed’ - moses sumney / quote by Naïmah Janse / earthlings - sayaka murata / ‘sun bleached flies’ - ethel cain / unknown / ‘doomed’ - final verse

[editfandom]

ARCANE, S02E07 | Powder

[ctrl-alt-deleting-yr-face]

goncharoved

[spockvarietyhour]

#goncharoving: when you made up a problem but now it's real to you (via @persbaderse)

[shocotate]

I broke a ramune bottle to get the marble out for my dragon.

[wickedwonderlandd]

The dragons face never changes, but I still feel like he looks happier in the 2nd pic 🥺

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

The orb delights him

[kierancampire]

Please don't tell me I did something bad, I know I shouldn't have, I know the issues with feeling foxes, especially close to housing

But while waiting for Amazon I saw this fox, it's right back foot was injured, it was limping and couldn't walk on it. But it seemed to not mind me, it kept looking at me startled but it made no attempt to run or hide. After I got my package I quickly went upstairs to get it some food, again, I know I shouldn't, but the fox didn't seem scared of me and I was worried how it was eating with it's injured paw. I got 2 eggs I had to get rid of, and a raw chicken breast, but when I went back down it was gone

I wondered if it went to the street, which it had, and after getting the foxes attention it gave me that same intrigued look, so I crouched low and looked away so it saw I meant no harm, and I could see the fox run at me, then it got really close to my left and ran behind me. I rolled out an egg for it gently so it didn't crack, and the fox got so incredibly close to me, it started backing off so I quickly rolled the second egg. I tried to give it the chicken breast but it started running away, I tried getting its attention again but it just took off. I dunno if the fox was slow cause of its injury or trusting me, but it didn't move fast. I just tossed the chicken breast in the direction of the fox hoping it heard the noise/smelled it

Again, I know I really shouldn't have, but it was hurt and seemed to trust me, and I will admit it's just that cute little face. I'm glad the fox seemed happy with the eggs at least, hopefully it finds the chicken too and that injury heals

I should probably state too actually. The foxes, like all wildlife, used to have a lot of areas to live in, but they've destroyed all the nature here, it's almost all housing now. And even the few nature areas left, humans have gone through to make it "pretty" nature and design it for people. The foxes just have nowhere to go, nowhere to hunt, all their homes have been destroyed. It is also what makes me feel bad for them and why I did something I shouldn't have today, this lil fox is injured and just sorta has nothing left, and the few things that are left it won't be able to compete with healthy foxes. Pretty soon the foxes will have no homes at all, they're just constantly slowly chipping away at the nature here

[kierancampire]

Please don't tell me I did something bad, I know I shouldn't have, I know the issues with feeling foxes, especially close to housing

But while waiting for Amazon I saw this fox, it's right back foot was injured, it was limping and couldn't walk on it. But it seemed to not mind me, it kept looking at me startled but it made no attempt to run or hide. After I got my package I quickly went upstairs to get it some food, again, I know I shouldn't, but the fox didn't seem scared of me and I was worried how it was eating with it's injured paw. I got 2 eggs I had to get rid of, and a raw chicken breast, but when I went back down it was gone

I wondered if it went to the street, which it had, and after getting the foxes attention it gave me that same intrigued look, so I crouched low and looked away so it saw I meant no harm, and I could see the fox run at me, then it got really close to my left and ran behind me. I rolled out an egg for it gently so it didn't crack, and the fox got so incredibly close to me, it started backing off so I quickly rolled the second egg. I tried to give it the chicken breast but it started running away, I tried getting its attention again but it just took off. I dunno if the fox was slow cause of its injury or trusting me, but it didn't move fast. I just tossed the chicken breast in the direction of the fox hoping it heard the noise/smelled it

Again, I know I really shouldn't have, but it was hurt and seemed to trust me, and I will admit it's just that cute little face. I'm glad the fox seemed happy with the eggs at least, hopefully it finds the chicken too and that injury heals

I should probably state too actually. The foxes, like all wildlife, used to have a lot of areas to live in, but they've destroyed all the nature here, it's almost all housing now. And even the few nature areas left, humans have gone through to make it "pretty" nature and design it for people. The foxes just have nowhere to go, nowhere to hunt, all their homes have been destroyed. It is also what makes me feel bad for them and why I did something I shouldn't have today, this lil fox is injured and just sorta has nothing left, and the few things that are left it won't be able to compete with healthy foxes. Pretty soon the foxes will have no homes at all, they're just constantly slowly chipping away at the nature here

[foxeseveryhour]

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