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Ema: "I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."

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Phoenix, in court: (I'll let him think for a while, 'cause I know he has the answer. I know it's a good answer, and I know he's gonna give it to me. 'Cause when you ask a question, you expect an answer. That's how it works. Answer, question, question, answer. If he gave the answer, I'd have to come up with the question. That'd be Jeopardy. That's wrong.)

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Franziska: "So what do we do now? Just go home and order a pizza?" Edgeworth: "I do have a coupon."

Phoenix: "You two have more pedestrian tastes than I expected."

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Kristoph (referring to Klavier): “He had a face only a mother could love... if she was blind in one eye and had that sorta milky film over the other. But still, he was my identical twin brother.”

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Daryan: “I need a hammer.”

Klavier: (I know he needed a hammer. I also know he needed a couple of nails and a good screw.)

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Maya: “I’m irrationally sad. Am I dealing with this by employing self-care mechanisms and properly addressing the cause of my depression? Nope, I’m making soup.”

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Valant: “This.. is a bucket.”

Zak: “Dear God.”

Valant: “There’s more.”

Zak: “No!”

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Klavier: “Give a man a guitar, and he’ll play for a day. Teach him how to play, and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you.”

Athena: “I swear to God I am so tired of this meme. You guys need to leave Wonderwall alone, by now you should’ve somehow realized what you’ve gotta do.”

Trucy: “I don’t freaking believe this. I don’t believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now.”

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Kristoph: “Why don’t you go home, Phoenix? You can compete in the Laying-Under-the-Covers-All-Day games!”

Phoenix: “At least I don’t polish my fingernails!”

Kristoph: “You take that back!” *fingernails sparkle*

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Maya: “This city needs to be destroyed! ...Or at least painted another color.”

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Apollo: “They sell platypus milk?”

Trucy: “No, he just grabs the platypus and drinks it right out of the animal.”

Phoenix: “Yep. It’s a challenge.”

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Phoenix: “Alright. Think, Wright. Maybe something Maya said will give you some kinda clue!”

Maya: “Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.”

Phoenix: “No, not that!”

Maya: “You’ll never guess what I found in my sock last night! Go ahead, guess!”

Phoenix: “No, no, no, no, no!”

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Ema: “Ugh! I’m so mad I could kiss you!”

Apollo, turning around: “...What did you say, Ema?”

Ema: “Uh... I said I’m so mad I could... piss glue.”

Apollo: “Really? It sounded like you said ‘I could kiss you’.”

Ema: “No, I said I could piss glue. It’s a very common expression.”

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Ema, Klavier, and Apollo: “TAINTED LOVE! OOOOOOOH! TAINTED LOVE!”

Ema and Apollo: *stop singing*

Klavier: “TOUCH ME PLEASE! I CANNOT STAND THE WAY YOU TEASE!”

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Larry at a party: “So, uh... are you drunk enough to sleep with me yet?”

Franziska: *whips him so hard that he falls to the ground*

Larry: “Answer the question!”

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Trucy: “Scientists put an alligator in a bathtub and had it inhale helium.”

Phoenix: “Why?”

Trucy: “They got an award.”

Apollo: “Didn’t that one guy get an award for proving that cats are both liquid and solid?”

Phoenix: “What?”

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Klavier trying to make a first impression: “Hey, has anyone told you that you look like Beyonce?”

Kay: “No, they usually tell me I look like Kay Faraday.”

Klavier: “Who the fuck is that?”

Kay: “Me, bitch.”