actually average-sized

hi i am vanessa average-sized chinese girl who has never had a burrito i love pups of all shapes and sizes

[fluffymcmuffins]

why limit yourself between choosing between a pretty feminine aesthetic or a dark one? if persephone can be the goddess of spring & queen of the underworld at the same time so can you

[catchymemes]

[boethiah]

when you successfully resist a self-destructive impulse

[kjhgefyjwdnwd-deactivated201301]

shopping carts in random places make me sad

there is nothing for you there friend

[punkmicheal-blog]

my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying

[frogoboggins]

reblog if you too are scared to drink anything but water when someone takes you out to eat

[adrenaline]

That ‘70s Show (TV Series 1998–2006)

[thewhatever]

No need to call him back.

[veinitas]

things to say during sex

nothing

you dont need sex

the lord is watching

amen

[aspectofachilles]

Gamer bros: if gaming industries keep pandering to the feminists and lgbt im never playing video games again.

everyone else:

[angelwarm]

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

[angelwarm]

today is the day

[varsityqueerleadercaptain-deact]

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

[bpd-entity]

it’s not a real party until you sneak away to the bathroom to question your existence as you stare at yourself in the mirror haha

[anshelinasholie]

i’m full of love but i’m not soft anymore

[ouc-h-deactivated20180811]

you know what’s really hot.. healthy communication and reassurance

[keepongaming]

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

i wasn’t joking

[gendersnaps]

this post has haunted me for like 3 years. every time i start to think i imagined it, it shows up on my dash again and then immediately disappears into the ether for another 17 months

[psilocyboi]

Tfw u hook up with someone n then u can smell them on u for the rest of the day but in a good way

[mewcandy-deactivated20160917]

I literally wore the same shirt today because of this

[psilocyboi]

Me too lmao. I love ur smell

[mattsturbator]

Can y'all use the new message system.

[findingbravado-deactivated20190]

I can’t stop laughing at the difference between Elastigirl and Mr. Incredible’s NSA files

[natties-boys]

Just when I thought I couldn’t love Bob more I find out he ate 58 pies and a liter of mayonnaise at a NSA picnic Robert what the actual fuck-