everything i do, i do in slow motion

Sara ✌🏼️

[sixalien]

Alia Shawkat - Interview Magazine 

[1yrical]

https://instagram.com/p/BXfRAxWlZcY/

[smallnesst]

Just saw an article about the Garment District and I really fucking miss Massachusetts.

[guild-of-calamity]

[meetingthestoryteller]

[swimming-in-shattered-stars]

:(

[gwenmaysie-deactivated20201008]

[straightwhiteboystexting]

[lovekia13]

Maybe y'all got a book of cute shit to do for your girlfriends

[bboyplankton]

This guy is going places.

[specialbored]

Sign fell.

[boy-so-pale]

[lovebird-papinen]

I LOVE my blanket

[smallnesst]

I haven’t been on here in awhile.

[smallnesst]

It's so hard for me to watch a cop car dash cam video of a white redneck driving a skyjack down a highway. Cop pulls up and talks to him like he's a cute dog. "What're you doin? I can't have you doin' that." I know it's supposed to be funny but black people are KILLED for driving CARS.

[tellmenoliesboutique]

[90377]

drops in mist by magnus dovlind

[draumboosky]

My buddy used to know this guy in high school that would watch porn before every wrestling match he was in. He didn’t beat the meat. Didn’t even play with it. Sat fully clothed and watched violent ass hardcore for like half an hour.

He won almost every match.

Turns out being sexually aroused with no satisfaction makes your testosterone go into overdrive and turns you into a fuckin beast for like 15 minutes.

I do it now everytime I go to the gym. Never had better workouts.

[swedebeast]

Imagine being the guy figuring this out for the first time.

[draumboosky]

if you dont nut you unlock superpowers kids

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

having a raging erection while wrestling is also a great form of psychological warfare

[torracat]

our friend saw cars 3 so we asked him to give us his honest review of it and all he said was “Lightning McQueen had a smart phone”

[regigigas]

that’s all we need to know