Carolina drama

[autumnhobbit]

worst part of adulthood so far is definitely the fact that people have the ability to contact me and i have to respond in a timely manner

[unentered]

[doesthendnlive]

NDNCollective posted this on Facebook and I needed to share.

[sunshine-snowflake]

[memewhore]

[otterandterrier]

I’m just a dumb bitch… standing in front of a romcom… asking it to fill the void in my life with somewhat unattainable representations of romantic love

[harryedward]

Boy: Hey! Me: (ง︡’-‘︠)ง

[osointricate]

How about we vote in a law that puts a cap on how long a government shut down can happen… say 20 days… before the president has to agree to a budget solution or else the 21st day congress begins the process of impreachment because civilian jobs and salaries and livelihoods are not a bargaining tool for the president to abuse is order to get their way

If you aren’t serving the people then you aren’t doing the job of the presidency and you need to be replaced

[ludaprilgate]

[sidetrackedcryptiddy]

@framestreetnightingale

[champagneammu-deactivated201906]

Shoutout to my girls that are desired, but not loved.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[arievogues]

Yes

[hoenestandthotful]

You mean right now?

[thebootydiaries]

‪karl marx ghost watching me check out at sephora right after i just ranted about capitalism on twitter for clout‬

[teashoesandhair]

If you think you’ve hit rock bottom, just remember that my bank once froze my accounts because I bought a healthy ready meal at my local supermarket and they classed it an ‘uncharacteristic purchase’

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

Us (2019) dir. Jordan Peele

[memewhore]

[kontrazvedka-deactivated2019031]

[mommy4sissyslut]

this fucking tea

[doujinshi]

someone was upset bc i only said eve and not adam and eve, like adam isnt iconic enough to get a mention, bad bitches only get dignified by me. when adam like equally takes responsibility for causing the fall of humanity before just blaming it on his cunning stunning and equally endearing wife he can get a mention, until then his ass can take several seats. the only thing he has ever contributed was what a rib to make the best? we don’t talk about ios updates after we get the latest and greatest, eve was the best and he couldnt do better. thank u.