t_t

[jamesroach]

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

[jamesroach]

oh we missed the ten year anniversary of the worst post i’ve ever made

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

traffic again?

[contemptible-scoundrel]

that oafish homie u keep around for his considerable physical strength and little else

[gnilliam]

the oafish homie you keep around for his compassionate heart of gold and other endearing qualities

[contemptible-scoundrel]

different guy

[martyparty23]

That oarfish homie you keep around for his ability to predict earthquakes and tsunamis when he ventures to the surface waters.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

you may be confused

[otiksimr]

hehe

[smart-milk]

Manifesting 💆🏻‍♀️💆🏻‍♀️💆🏻‍♀️

[smart-milk]

Feeling very cool and normal

[smart-milk]

Manifesting 💆🏻‍♀️💆🏻‍♀️💆🏻‍♀️

[clubcope]

your post made me laugh bro. and yet, i am troubled

[patricia-taxxon]

when u move out you can go to a living room and use your phone there instead of being in your bedroom. it's allowed

[leopardheart-deactivated2023022]

i think about this tweet often. i feel such kinship with this

[punkrorschach]

this person is lying and i have never been more confident about anything in my life

[micromontage]

[micromontage]

[charl0ttan]

goes to sleep in a complex and nuanced way

[midiport]

im going to explode in the kiln

[gleerant]

if you ever find yourself thinking “wow I scraped the bottom of the barrel with my energy with that and came out okay!” that’s the devil talking. you did not come out okay. you borrowed energy from the future. you will repay it if you don’t rest and replenish the borrowed energy first.

[gleerant]

this one took off quickly - are you guys ok

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

WIZARD PSA: Chronomancy might be weird and confusing, but one of the few solid rules of the discipline is keep your promises. Time is a library, and you don't want to meet the librarian.

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you have met the librarian

[dream-boat-annie]

up at three am googling “how to get my dignity back”

[smart-milk]

I can’t sleep and I can’t stop crying and I feel like I’m losing my mind

[airwar]

we used to turn the tv on and just watch whatever was on there

[kurgy]

wheres seasons greasons

[kurgy]

[kurgy]

its that time of year again

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

It doesn’t have to be

[kurgy]

its not optional

[rarnon]

why do visas exist like let me just hang out