SMASHIN' LIKE A BOSS

I'M RAPHAEL (OR RAPH FOR SHORT) I USE HE/SHE PRONOUNS THE RULES

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Elwin Polar Bear (Large and Small)

Ko-fi / Instagram

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what's your opinion on ketchup on mashed potatoes?

UMMM NASTY?!?? Youd just make slop 😭😭😭😭

Srsly who DOES that??

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WHAT’S WORNG WITH KETCHUP ON MASHED POTAOTES? IT’S GREAT ON FRIES AND HASHBROWNS

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I feel like it would make the potatoes too soggy, though some people put gravy on theirs. Maybe it’s fine with ketchup, but I have no interest in trying it, it sounds disgusting.

However, I’ve seen Raphael put ketchup on his pizza of all things. You’re the reason we have to buy so much ketchup!

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KETCHUP GOES WITH EVERYHITNG DONNIE

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what's your opinion on ketchup on mashed potatoes?

UMMM NASTY?!?? Youd just make slop 😭😭😭😭

Srsly who DOES that??

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WHAT’S WORNG WITH KETCHUP ON MASHED POTAOTES? IT’S GREAT ON FRIES AND HASHBROWNS

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mewaii black devil halloween kitten ❤️

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“rise is dead”? no. rise is UNdead! 

here’s some halloween icons i made! free to use with credit! (use my tumblr url please)

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candy corn bat by douglas 🧡

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image description: a bat plushie. the head is white, the body is striped orange and yellow, like candy corn. It has black wings and ears.

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Jiji 15” beanbag plush by GUND

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aurora miyoni tots suffolk lamb & baby lamb

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BEING A TANK. IS ALL ABOUT LOVE.

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NO THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I MADE THIS POST

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@smashcapades

RAPH?!!! U GOTTA HAV STANDERDS!!!!

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BUGS DON’T SOUSND THAT BAD

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hey big guy, you good?

YEAH I'M JUXT ITIRED. NOT GETITING ALOT OF DLEEP RIGHT NOW

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what's your strategy in video games? mine is just making the enemy's HP become zero

EYAH I DO THE SAME! HIT 'EM TIL THEY'RE DOWN!

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so how's the trauma treating you?

WE'RE ALL IN RECOVERY RIGHT NOW. I DON'T THINK MY TRAUMA'S WORSE THEN ANYONE ELSE'S! PRETTY SURE WE'RE ALL HAVUNG NIGHTMARES EVERY NIGHT!

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Wait what? Raph, I thought you said the nightmares were much less frequent now. We need to look into this, perhaps there’s medicine we can give you? Surely there’s something that could reduce nightmares.

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RAPH SAID HE DOESN’T NEED MEDICINE

NIGHTMAES DON’T STAY FOREVER

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so how's the trauma treating you?

WE'RE ALL IN RECOVERY RIGHT NOW. I DON'T THINK MY TRAUMA'S WORSE THEN ANYONE ELSE'S! PRETTY SURE WE'RE ALL HAVUNG NIGHTMARES EVERY NIGHT!

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what happened to your phone, didn't you eat it last time?

DONNIE GAVE ME A NEW ONE

[alphabootyyyshaker9000]

Happy Bi Visibility Day from your favorite bi turtle, me.

[tapecaughtontape-moved]

in case you needed to hear it today or tonight: things do get better. even if you don’t see it right now, there’s hope. it won’t hurt forever.