[cyborgsmanifesto]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[platinumblondeproblem]

Nice

[shannonrart]

Ok the reason this is one of the best scenes I have ever seen in a movie is because they immediately establish Colette’s tough personality as traits of a boss NOT a bitch. Unlike far too many films (children’s and adults), this lead female doesn’t try to make herself stand out by saying something that undermines other women like “I’m not like most women who spend half the day worrying what they look like” or “I don’t sit around playing with makeup and dolls”. I am so sick of seeing female characters that are written as being proud of being strong, brave, or courageous despite them being a woman. AS IF BEING A WOMAN IS A HANDICAP AND THEY BEAT THE ODDS. Colette straight out calls the patriarchy and establishes the system between her and her subordinate. At the end she isn’t portrayed as bitchy, but as a leader, and Linguine is impressed, not put off. If a man is tough and takes no bullshit, he is admired and considered a strong leader and boss. If a woman does the same she is considered out of line, bossy, and bitchy.

Here, Colette is an immediate leader, and does not try and undermine herself or other women in order to prove that she is charge.

Colette is seen as the boss, not seen as bossy.

[tantefledermaus]

I loved Colette.  

[dryyoureyes-startbelieving]

I’m proud of you.

I’m telling you this because someone should. (via dryyoureyes-startbelieving)

[mamiivibez-deactivated20160503]

Who agrees with me ?

[the-emergingmaverick]

Agreed. Its called reciprocity.

[theryanproject]

Finally somebody gets it. 

[callmeganjaman-deactivated20180]

👏🏿👏🏿

[gnarly]

meeting someone who has the same music taste as you

[gnarly]

meeting someone who has the same music taste as you

[gnarly]

meeting someone who has the same music taste as you

[itisjustanothergirl]

[asterkid-deactivated20150106]

accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback

[charlottewinslow]

[5265ad]

I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

[srkdall]

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

[anamorphosis-and-isolate]

[divinefitness]

[thecautiousbisexual]

[thisnorthstarview-deactivated20]

I’m probably going to be laughing at this for about a week.

[diedinpompeji-deactivated201505]

PLUTO 2015

NASA

[wand-erin-gs]

I AM SCREAMING OH MY GOODNESS

[astrologymarina]

GOD LOOK AT MY BABY!!! SO CUTE!!!!!! I LOVE YOU MY PRECIOUS PLUTO!!!!!!!

[thegirlbehindthepiano-blog]

so the montreal police officers are on strike and to shame the government they decided to wear different kinds of pants

[notverygoodatflyingaeroplanes]

that’s so beautiful

[katie-and-her-fandoms]

the fashion police

[cravings]

when someone makes jokes out of your insecurities