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Autumn/20s/been on Tumblr too long to think of a bio

[spitehound-unltd]

wanna see me get shocked-collar-ed for the first time?

full video here🔗

[dumbdogsapphire]

sapphy debut on tumblr omg :3 luv my yote <3

[organicmatter]

guys i just found out about this site that does a daily guessing game, it’s phylogenetic wordle- so fun!!!

[vaspider]

If you like this:

Metaflora

Become an evolutionary detective to find the Mystery Plant!

Clues by Sam

A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!

[filmphotofranz]

[kaban-bang]

[maculategiraffe]

it is very instructive to play both silent hill and resident evil videogames because they are very similar except for how silent hill is good and resident evil is stupid. it helps you figure out what is stupid in a video game and what is good

for example, in silent hill games, you are confronted with many weird baroque puzzles you have to solve to proceed, because that is the dark and creepy and confrontational nature of the world you are in. in resident evil games, you are confronted with weird baroque puzzles you have to solve because apparently, separate from and unrelated to the ongoing zombie apocalypse, the raccoon city designers designed the subway station map so that if you insert a red jewel into the correct diamond shaped recess, a drawer opens that contains a live hand grenade

[natalieironside]

One thing you should do is save up the money for a really nice pair of boots. Make sure they're properly sized, comfortable, provide ankle support, and are made of real leather or rawhide. Here in the US you can get army combat boots from like surplus stores pretty easy and those are decent; I've been maintaining the same pair of ACU summer boots for about 15 years now. Otherwise anything marketed as a work or hiking boot should be sufficient if it's well-constructed and meets the above criteria. I don't recommend steelies or metatarsals because they can be kinda hard on your feet after a few miles' march but they'll do if that's all you've got. Also get a boot kit with a brush, oil, etc., put them away clean and dry in an open and well-ventilated space when you take them off, clean and oil them regularly. Also get a tube of shoe goo and some thimbles and leatherworker's needles (the mattress and sailcloth needles in most sewing kits will usually suffice if ur strong).

Boots. Think abt it.

[salamanding]

this comic was originally meant to be a metaphor about my current depressive slump, but o was ironically too depressed to do more than 7 pages. i also didn't realize that it's kind of just Kafka's Metamorphosis but ✨for girls✨

[berlogauwu]

Prove to me I’m not gonna die alone. Put your arm around my collarbone, And open the door.

[keirametzbrassknuckles]

I forget how much of the X-Men movie verse is just

Charles: my old friend, my love, we could have retired to a house by the sea where no one knows us and I would have kissed you in the sunshine and tenderly fed you fresh fruit every day for breakfast had shit not gotten real. Please reconsider your decision to kill us.

Erik: I still dream of that house by the sea and making love to you every night and bringing you your tea made just how you like it every morning, my love, my old friend. I'm gonna kill you now.

[pollen]

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

[catchymemes]

[anothercouriersix]

shes so nice you see her twice

[virtualgirladvance]

normal girl with normal self image goes to bed with normal amount of hunger and is a normal amount of exhausted then stays in bed for a normal amount of time to eat normal amount of food and do a normal amount of work and then cry for a normal amount of time and does this every day for normal amount of forever

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[katlovesshrimps]

HAPPY PRIDE DOGGIESS!!!

[rabbitmotifs]

BOOSTERS GET BUSTED!

[adz]

i laid my head in her lap and she started rubbing and scratching it in gentle rhythmic circles and within minutes i was on the verge of falling asleep. i groggily looked up and said “this feels so nice, i almost fell asleep” and she looked down and said “i did a bunch of research into scalp stimulation and found the most comforting speeds, forces, and patterns, and then i practiced on different girls until i had dialed in an effective technique”

[adz]

t4t because you just dont get this sort of autistically optimized treatment from cis girls

[tails-sanguineous]

the cursed blade compels you to grind against it between your legs