Zoologically improbable and terrifying to children

Tierney, 23, UK. Formerly known as themathomhouse. My blog is a hodge-podge of things I like, things I find interesting, and things that are important to me. Probably. The things you may find include (but are not limited to): Harry Potter, literature, feminism, bad puns, lgbtq+, tolkien, and probably other films and shows that I like. Maybe. This is also a home for my upcoming video blog series. I try to tag everything for your tumblr saviour pleasure, link to my tags list is on the left. Why that tagline, you ask? Click through. Self-proclaimed khaleesi of the 100 Days of Night fandom. Should you wish to challenge my authority, I refer you here.

[smaugthemelodramatic-blog]

hello again old friends

you probably noticed that i left tumblr for a while...well, i’m back, but i’d like to avoid the crap that i encountered last time so i’ve started afresh

if you’d like to find me, i’m back at my old username themathomhouse. i’ve started a completely new account but whilst i’m still setting up i’ll be popping back in here from time to time to find more people

recommendations for blogs to follow very welcome :)

[icantbelieveitsalawblog]

J Hall Comics really delivered with this one (via Imgur)

[mewsicalmiss]

I am never going to stop laughing at this.

[kougyokku]

i organize my life into sections based on what series i was obsessed with at that time

[smaugthemelodramatic-blog]

me: *mentions something that worries me*

person: wow! there are more important things to worry about!

me: i'll have you know i'm capable of worrying about everything

[heirapparentcosplay]

sum bonus pics of my herm for the blackout

black hermione all day every day accept no substitutes

original post here

[my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it]

"Remember that you were art long before he came to admire you, and you’ll continue to be art even when he’s gone."

a masterpiece is still a masterpiece when the lights are off and the room is empty // charlotte geier  - via my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it (via perfect)

[niknak79]

[billymaysofficial]

#HUMAN YOU ARE HERE WOULD YOU LIKE A PILLOW

[1nkblots-deactivated20200926]

That… actually seems like a really smart idea?

I bet you these dogs used to bark like crazy whenever someone approached the door. Training an animal to stop doing something is way harder than training an animal to start doing something most of the time. So, solution, train the dogs to start doing something like, say, picking up a pillow whenever someone approaches the door, and as a side effect, they don’t bark at the person because (a) they’re distracted searching for the pillow and (b) it’s kind of hard to bark when you’ve got a pillow in your mouth.

[fndungeonmom]

that’s seriously brilliant

[fthgurdy]

My parents’ dog has a whole crate of stuffed toys, and he picks one for every visitor. The beagle toy is the default, but he will often dig through the box trying to find the right toy. He often brings me the crocodile which I bought for him, or a large frog. He also has four pigs, and those are for special friends. Only family members are greeted with the biggest toy he has, the Great Pig of Honour.

[smellectric]

#i have never loved dogs more than in this moment

[nozoya-moved-deactivated2016082]

my blog is a total clusterfuck of fandoms, bad humor, text posts and personal shit i dont understand how people manage to tolerate it i applaud you

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

I will come back to you, I swear I will; And you will know me still.

Edna St. Vincent Millay, from Spring Song (via violentwavesofemotion)

[gifak-net]

[marcitlali]

couture

[seymour---krelborn]

LIFE HACK IF SOMEONE IS REALLY EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING TRY TO BE EXCITED FOR THEM OR AT LEAST PRETEND TO BE AT LEAST SLIGHTLY INTERESTED BECAUSE NOTHING FEELS WORSE THAN EXPRESSING SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY ONLY TO HAVE PEOPLE TELL YOU TO CALM DOWN OR IGNORE YOU COMPLETELY

[cephilopod-deactivated20160628]

"I can’t do that because of my religion" Aight

"You can’t do that because of my religion" Stop

[kanjabeto-deactivated20180421]

[stunningpicture]

So, you say you’re “pro-life”?

[bisexualbaker]

A note on labels

As I am sure any cat owner will be able to tell you, someone else putting you in a box is entirely different from getting into a box yourself.

[naamahdarling]

This is the most brilliant, concise, cute, and disarming response to the “but laaaaaaaabels are baaaaaaad” argument that gets used against people trying to self-identify as something as a way of making sure their boundaries are understood and respected.

[luciawestwick]

(x)

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