you cut me off mid-funk!

| kalmoash ceo | smeegamae on all platforms | | mae | she/her but in an agender way | 24 | art tag | spotify

[smeegamae]

pfps ok with credit, pls no reposting

links to my art tag and spotify in bio ;D

currently reading/watching: royal assassin

playing: vintage story

mutuals can call me mae, otherwise pls stick to smeegamae or smeeg, ask box is open! i don't bite 🫶

[hotvampireadjacent]

[smeegamae]

spilled my drink all over the register at the gas station and tried to help clean it up and the cashier told me like 3 times i dont have to do that girl i would have rather killed myself right there on the spot than not help i was like scooping the ice into my hands

[smeegamae]

remembering kalmoash today..... happy kalmoash friday

[smeegamae]

loved the assassins apprentice, cant wait to finish the royal assassin

[smeegamae]

the farseer trilogy is good as fuck why didnt you guys tell me i was wasting my time with stormlight archive

[yasmin1000000]

Im president of amerrivca new rule cute boys arent allowed clothes and need to have boners 100 percent of time

[teddyberr]

my girlfriend regularly calls kirk, spock, and mccoy Captian Cock, Mister Poop, and Doctor Fart

[adastrabbit]

[chilliesh]

Abbey by mitski is HIS song

Artfight attack for @teddyberr

[zmeess]

Rest assured, Oruggio. Here, in the Great Hall, you have nothing to fear; neither storm nor snow will be able to reach you.

tip jar!

+ close-ups!

[persianmom]

I am chronically online but not in a way that keeps me informed #mybubble

[forsakenqueer]

witch hat atelier is actually great for my posture because every time i see olruggio i'm like oh my god his posture is so bad and then i'm like hang on and sit up from an equally bad position to the one he was in

[zmeess]

do enjoy contemplating the idea that Oruggio made the Raincleaver for Qifrey when Qifrey went on his sad little soul-searching adventure

(click on those bad boys for better quality and more details!)

[zmeess]

Oru, sleepover implies going to sleep 🙄

(more teen Qifrey and Oru! Teenfrey and Teenruggio?)

[zmeess]

whenever Qifrey has any screen time i zero in on his hands to watch with rapt attention whatever anxious little fidgeting they're doing this time. him clutching his emotional support ribbon in that season 2 announcement poster was way too sweet and sad, had to redraw it

[yakichoufd]