Bleeding, Greasy Man Stuck In Vent

Graves’ the name, reblogging’s my game Adult man ⚧︎ & ⚣ goth/punk @cannedrabies everywhere else

[smegmata-dentata]

go fuck yourself if you’re so fond of fucking that much

[electricsun19]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

[goofda]

“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[fatmagic]

[torturequeen]

[3000s]

this is making me cry..... warm and safe

[polpotpie]

Come to the Farmers Market! We have

Gluten free vegan "brisket"

Chicken thighs for 30 dollars a pound

The slowest shambling corpses that can legally be considered "pedestrians"

[shaunofthedead-deactivated20231]

this insane graphic on the back of a saw dvd

[dovvvvv]

this is how charli xcx sounds to straight men

[mgs5]

[pissvortex]

[tigerlily-monroe-deactivated202]

[beethoven]

i hope i think of this video in the last moments before i die

[superbnature]

Cedar Waxwings by jocelynefeizo1 http://ift.tt/1RM3Kk0

[manyblinkinglights]

#do cedar waxwings ever eat anything besides photogenic red berries#do cedar waxwings ever do anything besides eating photogenic red berries#is there any way this child can get its parent to stop feeding it photogenic red berries

[speciesofleastconcern]

watch how many berries I can cram into this other bird

[pissvortex]

Elon Musk personally stepped in to unban the guys who posted pictures of my address and the inside of my apartment and then permanently banned my account for making a gay for pay joke yeah alright whatever man

[pissvortex]

This was the joke for the record

[cheaphalloweencostume]

yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes

“there’s that penny again, pa!”

[secreteggplantbaby]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

[evildilf2]

[becherdireinen]

what a privilege it is to come home to a little animal that loves you like you're their whole world.