Winner

Hi I live in florida and i'm a girl, weee

[mymodernmet]

16-Year-Old Invents Wheelchair-Stroller for Paraplegic Parents

[hoodoodyke]

YES

[stability]

[renskylo-deactivated20211212]

[princesconsuela]

[elysedc]

The ultimate dad joke compilation

[daytimeblogger]

what a country

[succeeding]

WHERE DO I SIGN UP 

[jovan]

no offense but where even is Minnesota

[positronicpussy]

omfg. its above iowa u heathens

[plomptipples]

where’s iowa

[meanplastic]

[morbidology]

[morbidology]

Natasha Cornett stood out among the rest of the citizen’s of Betsy Lane, Kentucky. She embraced the “goth subculture”  and when she got married at just 17-years-old, she wore a black dress and a dog collar. The marriage only lasted six months and Cornett was then ready for a change. She, along with five friends, made their way to New Orleans, and on 6 April, 1997, their lives changed more than anybody could have imagined. At a rest stop near Bailyton, Tennessee, Cornett and her friends came across a family of four Jehovah’s Witnesses that consisted of 34-year-old Vidar, his wife, 28-year-old Delfina, and their two children, 6-year-old Tabitha and 2-year-old Peter. The teenagers kidnapped the family and drove them out to a deserted road where they shot the entire family. The parents died on the scene, while Tabitha died the next day while in the hospital and Peter survived but was left blind in one eye with a spinal cord injury that left him permanently disabled. The teenagers then stole their van and tried to escape to Mexico where they were arrested. During her trial, Cornett claimed she was the “daughter of Satan” and that he would help her escape a harsh sentence. She was sorely disappointed when she received three life sentences, as did her accomplices.

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

[opricat-deactivated20190919]

when september hits

me: *goes out in jeans, boots, and a sweater when it’s still 90 degrees* it’s fall

[lizzieolsns-blog]

[infiltration]

sometimes i realize there are so many things i won’t remember in 50 years like the way the sky looked this morning and all the dogs i saw today and my mom’s voice and i get so sad i never want to forget

[xyrm-deleted-deactivated2018080]

escaped medical leech

[heysawbones]

my aesthetic

[pchcrew]

I was still drunk

[toreytomsovic]

Are you real?

[alex-exists-deactivated20161219]

this just made my life

[world-of-tazcraft]

still one of the best videos on the internet

[flamingomd-deactivated20240122]

[mattandjones]

I LOVE THIS WOMAN…

[softcore-boyfriend-deactivated2]

No reaction, no nothing just “Now I have”

[thechloecult]

Woman: [Speaking] “Scott, have you ever worked with dolphins?”

Man: [Monotonous] “No.”

Woman: [High Pitched Clicking]

Man: [Monotonous] “Now I have.”

[shwagerr]

If I owned a taser I’d probably get curious to see how it feels and taser myself and that’s why I don’t have a taser.

[motherfucking-dragons]

Please do not taser yourself. Your muscles may convulse and “lock up” and you will not be able to stop tasering yourself, possibly leading to heart failure. Be responsible and find a close friend to taser you instead.