[boarcriminal-deactivated2018052]

A Straight: I didn’t know you were gay.

Me: I didn’t know you were straight.

A Straight:

Me:

[knifepadme]

academia is ruined, we need to throw it back to the days when scholars were only after the cure for death, i want to wear a cool robe and get funding from the king to just do whatever the hell and kind of poison him

[taylorsvift]

[agrownwomansromance-deactivated]

[baapi-makwa]

@otahkoapisiakii

[otahkoapisiakii]

I can’t quite place my finger on the name for the feeling this conveys, but it is an extremely Big Mood

[glitter6ug-deactivated20190325]

[mouldywarps]

[versacethotty]

me pitching a show to netflix: okay so queer eye but instead the gays fuck up the lives of men who deserve it

[that-twink-over-there]

Queer Eye for an Eye

[captainsblogsupplemental]

[funnyjoke]

[ingridbergman]

i’m going to FULLY lose my mind

[manfuckyopride]

[tswift]

i never trust a narcissist, but they love me / so i play ‘em like a violin / and i make it look oh so easy (Tampa, FL 8/14/18)

[twilightly-blog]

[bluesymoon]

oh mood

[limsjaebeom]

Stan Lee gave me a whole universe that I love so much.

So many characters and story lines that changed me for better.

My heart is so heavy right now.

Thank you so so so much for giving me the whole Marvel Universe.

my condolences & prayers to his family and loves ones

RIP Stan Lee

[civilwhore]

when you see a cute boy

[ouc-h-deactivated20180811]

date someone who will sit down & say “let’s fix this” instead of being a child and ignoring you

[aidashakur]

“6 months from now I will be in a different situation.”

Speak it into existence.

[pure-leafs-deactivated20190914]

SIX MONTHS FROM NOW I WILL BE IN A DIFFERENT SITUATION

[hourlymemes]

[bri-ecrit]

Students, you have NO IDEA how high that bar is. 

[stationelven]

fuck dude, there’s sure not