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it took me 5 hours to make this pathetic piece of shit
Send âJust breatheâ for my character to break down in front of yours.
Alternately: Send âI canât breatheâ for your character to break down in front of mine!
[ Audibly, the childâs heart beats rapidly â combined with the sinking feeling from moments ago, sheâs torn between elated and mortified. One the one hand, this is the King. Royalty. Nothing to sneer at, and surely it is an offer sheâll never see again. On the other hand, she could feel her sins nipping at her fingers, threatening to cripple her entirely if she resumes.Â
Her hands shake for a few seconds before she breaks the chain of thought, looking up at Mettaton and offering a small smile. ]
*Are⊠you sure?Â
[ Ashanti crinkles her nose as he boops her, trying to focus her eyes and register what happened before the hand is already gone. Yet, she canât help but smile â heâs so nice. ]
*I would like that, but, only if youâre sure. It can be a little⊠mushy.Â
[ She says this as she focuses on the manâs boots, flawless and better suited for admiration over ambling. Itâd be a shame for them to get muddy. ]
@smellslikemtt
"Of course I am sure, my little darling!" He laughed gleefully, "If I hadn't been, I wouldn't have offered. I would love to see where you speak of, and Waterfall is one of my favorite places." It was home, but that was information better left concealed.
He stepped away from her a moment, and began to step away back into the throne room, expecting her to follow, "I will have to get a change of attire before we leave, but I would love to visit as soon as possible! There are help that can run things here whole I'm gone." He turned for a moment to wink at her, waiting for her final response. Maybe once he was there, he could air a special about the location itself!
â Waterfall Wandering
No matter how small the underground seemed, or how Mettaton much had shaped it to his liking, he had made an effort to leave Waterfall well enough alone. Even if just for blookyâs sake and his farmâŠ
Currently, he was sitting at the side of the river that filled the edges of Waterfall. He watched the underground streams shimmer and travel against the soft shores, stretching what seemed infinitely each way. It was peaceful, and the fresh and cool air was a nice change of pace from Hotland.
He pulled off his heels, setting them off to the side, staring at his legs tiredly he let them dip into the water. He couldnât get fully submerged, but his legs were waterproof enough, and the cold water felt goodâespecially when he felt overwhelmed and overheated. His eyes lifted up to look over the streams again, and he frowned at the sight of what looked to be a figure out across the stream on a boatâŠ
He knew almost everyone it the Underground, how could he have overlooked someone? They hadnât yet noticed him, so he opted to stay quiet for the moment and wait.
-wish-swish-swish-swish.
A small sound, almost a whisper, carried over the areaâs gently moving water. The figure was crouched low on the watercraft, slowly moving around the wooden shipâs perimeter. It was hard to see what exactly they were doing at the current distance and angle. Some kind of rhythmic motion was involved.
Swish-swish-swish-swish.
The boat didnât seem to be anchored in any way. It was floating slowly downstream, a path that would bring it drifting right past the undergroundâs king. Itâs preoccupied rider became clearer. A monster completely covered in a cloak that nearly matched the color of the dark water passing below, with no section of any actual body being visible. They moved to the vesselâs bow and extended what must have been an arm or the like - holding something small and bristled -Â A brush?
Swish-swish-swish-swish.
- before making passing motions over the carved dog head at its front.Â
âŠThey were brushing the boat.Â
By the time the river person had worked their way up the âdogâs neck and were just starting to brush behind the figureheadâs ears, they had unknowingly bobbed to just across the bit of river from where Mettaton was sitting - suddenly pausing the work as an intense sensation of being watched kicked in. After taking a quick glance around it was easy to see why. Someone unfamiliar and shiny had been observing them from the shoreline, the bright pink highlights of their attire clashing visually against the muted colors of waterfall.Â
What an odd looking monster. Â Â
Still, considering the staring, maybe the metallic stranger was thinking the same of them? But the boatman was in a good mood at the moment, so they offered a little wave as the little ship magically halted itâs progression midstream - leaving the two no more than a few meters apart as it stalled in the center of the waterway.Â
âAnother lovely day here in Waterfall. Youâre newâŠnot from around here, I suppose?â
The shrouded being started neutrally. Their head shifted to one side, looking over the other with curiosity. The grey skinned watcher looked like theyâd come straight from the capital, practically reeking of trendy fashion and all the flashy pizzazz that city slickers tended to gravitate to. Theyâd seen this type of creature before.
âLet me guessâŠA bit of R&R? Felt like getting away from it all for a while? Youâve picked a right lovely place.~â
The monster chortled almost musically, leaning casually against their shipâs bow.
The appearance of the boat and the monster riding upon it had instantly caught Mettatonâs attention, and had held it as the boat came to a stop. Mettaton had expected to be acknowledged, but the manner of which it happened made him curious. Did this monster not know him? Was that possible? He was the king of the entire underground, and this mysterious monster had the gall to approach him so casually?
A sigh left Mettaton and he let his feet lazily kick in the water as he shifted, offering a tired smile to the hooded figure. He would do some digging around on the situation, nothing too awkward.
Obviously, the monster at least didnât know any secrets about him. Not from around here? He couldnât have been more wrong. But first impressions, even begrudging ones, were not the time to be spilling out life stories.
âOnly a momentary break from my usual responsibilities, darling.â The android all but hummed, eyebrows lifting slightly, âIâm afraid I havenât had the pleasure of meeting you before, at least not that I recall. Itâs easy to get lost in a sea of names when you have as many fans as I do! Of course, I do hope you know of me.â Mettaton smiled a little more pleasantly, eyes lidded.
rp starter for smellslikemtt
It was a semi-normal day in the underground as usual. But penelope, who didnât abide by the rules and law of mattaton, she did not appreciate the new ruling of mettaton, so she was wanted for treason, and she fought back arrest. With it being entirely difficult with her past work in the royal guard, but after she knew there was no running from the law, so she let them arrest her and take her to ruler mettaton. With the guards restraining her, she kept calm and just starred ahead with her cold eyes glaring at whoever starred at her.
His eyes looked over the young monster with a cold disposition, a smile of formality on his lips as she was stood in front of him for judgement. She was a pathetic looking thing, a monster not really fit to be starting up power in the small rebellion that had been stirring in his kingdom. Mettaton didn't feel like playing many games today...
Standing from his throne, he took a few steps towards her with eyes locked on her face. He waved his hand, and the guards let her go to stand in the room on her own. The king lingered in front of her, brows raised.
"...Now, now, honey, don't look so cold." He spoke softly, "Why don't you just tell me why you've been running?"
â Itâs probably your dream come true!
Mettaton let out something that was very close to a synthesized snort of laughter, and he leaned away from the other with a look of disbelief on his face, âOh my, you are just absolutely clueless, arenât you? Isnât that just sad.â He laughed again, this time a little harder, âYou took such a bold chance, and youâre not even sure how to follow through.â He teased, more amusement leaking into his expression as he degraded the other.Â
Suddenly, the laughter came to a stop, and the android leaned into catch BPâs lips in his own. It was hard, but careful and rather passionate as wellâor maybe just over-dramatic of the sake of tension. When Mettaton pulled away, his eyes were lidded and his smile wide.Â
He grimaces when the other laughs at him; guess he didnât really mean another monologue. âI⊠uhmâŠâ oh, god, why does he keep laughing? He feels his face beginning to burn.Â
His embarrassment dissipates when the others lips meet his own. Had⊠had he meant to do that? It was so firm, so deliberate, there was really no mistaking it. And the expression on his face after they break only proves it. His eyes go wide, more than surprised by the action. âDid⊠why⊠oh god-â he swallows, taking a moment, before kissing him again.Â
Heâs far more clumsy in the kiss than Mettaton- heâs not exactly an experienced kisser.Â
The return of this kiss made a spark run through Mettaton, and he leaned into it more. He pressed himself against the other, pressing his metal fingers into BP's fur and running his hands over his sides and up his back, pulling him against him.
Mettaton broke away again, a satisfied look on his face as he burrowed a gaze on BP's face, "Now you're catching on, honey! Is this your first time kissing someone?" He teased more, still pressing down on the poor employee.
{Guess who's done with finals and back! Sorry for the small hiatus}
{IM SORRY I HAVENâT BEEN ON, LAST FINAL IS WEDNESDAY, SEE YOU THEN. LMAO ;; }
â Itâs probably your dream come true!
âA-another⊠another auditionâŠâ he clears his throat, heart pounding. What was he doing? Why was he on top of him like thisâŠ? âI um⊠i⊠i have more⊠lots⊠but⊠what uhâŠ.â he tries to find his words, grimacing. âWhat kindâŠ?âÂ
Mettaton let out something that was very close to a synthesized snort of laughter, and he leaned away from the other with a look of disbelief on his face, âOh my, you are just absolutely clueless, arenât you? Isnât that just sad.â He laughed again, this time a little harder, âYou took such a bold chance, and youâre not even sure how to follow through.â He teased, more amusement leaking into his expression as he degraded the other.Â
Suddenly, the laughter came to a stop, and the android leaned into catch BPâs lips in his own. It was hard, but careful and rather passionate as well--or maybe just over-dramatic of the sake of tension. When Mettaton pulled away, his eyes were lidded and his smile wide.Â
â§
Send me â§ for our muses to be trapped in a broken elevator together
âWell! It could be worse!âÂ
Papyrus stated rather blandly, trying to make light of the situation as he paced the length of the elevator. By the way he twitched slightly, it was clear that he did not in fact believe his own words. This was the worst thing that could possibly happen. They were going to die in here. The Great Papyrus couldnât go down with such a mundane fate as being defeated by a broken elevator!Â
âThe power could be out as well!âÂ
But at least then they would know what was going on. He sweated, before resuming his pacing. All the movement was definitely making the already small space seem even smaller, which most definitely was not aiding his panic in the situation.Â
Papyrus had gotten up onto his tip toes, trying to crane his head to see what was beyond the elevator.Â
âIS THERE ANYTHING UP THERE?â He had cupped his hands around his mouth, and yelled his response. He wanted to make sure that Mettaton could hear him, after all!Â
âCAN WE GET OUT THROUGH THE TOP?âÂ
While Papyrus himself was quite lanky, (he was literally all bones. Could anyone really blame him?) his clothes were quite bulky. The chances of him fitting through the opening to exit through the top of the elevator were quite slim. Yet, he still wanted to try.
âYES! PULL ME UP!âÂ
It didnât look like they could get through the top. But sometimes there were vents, or doors that didnât close all the way. If the power was out, maybe they could pry them open? They couldnât be stuck down here forever.Â
Mettaton smiled down through the small hatch in the elevator roof, âMaybe, darling. Weâll have to climb.â That was not something the android was looking forward to.Â
He bent down and reached, grabbing Papyrusâ wrists. It was less a problem of height and more a problem of Papyrus not getting stuck, âYouâre going to have to try and fold your shoulders in.â Mettaton suggested, starting to try and pull Papyrus up. He was a lot heavier than one would expect.
â You could probably call this a sick call
âYes! Of course! Anything you need, and Iâll do it!â Once again, he had lit up at the idea of being useful. Just a moment ago, he had begun to grow worried that there wasnât anything he could do to help. What an odd and foreign thought that had been. Of course he would be able to help! He was Papyrus! He could always help!Â
âWill resetting you aid in fixing your voice as well??â
Heâd noticed the glitch in Mettatonâs voice, and had immediately chosen to bring it up. Subtlety was clearly not an expertise of Papyrusâ.
âYes, hopefully.â Mettaton responded patiently as he shifted himself into a more comfortable position. He could move a lot better already, perhaps he had just been caught off guard on being low of charge? Though that didnât explain the glitches he was experiencing. He sighed, eyes looking back over to Papyrus.Â
âI am going to shut down, and reboot. If I donât wake up in a few moments, unplug the charge and plug it back in, alright?â It always made him nervous. There was a chance the body wouldnât start up again, and his soul would just be trapped in something dead, and eventually die off itself but....someone was here to make sure that didnât happen. Mettaton smiled to himself a little bit, and nodded to the side of the bed, âWhy donât you sit down...Are you ready?âÂ
I can't worship, the unworshipable
âOh, darling, perhaps youâre confused!âÂ
âIt isnât a choice.â
â Itâs probably your dream come true!
He starts to purr, grimacing. Heâs still having to take a moment to think and process whats happening. âI⊠i meanâŠâ he takes a breath, trying to subdue the purring, but it comes anyways. âI like attention⊠iâm just⊠not used to itâŠâ he mutters.
âWell, perhaps you should start expecting attention...â He whirred lowly and pulled the other closer to himself, pulling BP back so he could half climb over him, looking down into his eyes, elbows on either side of the other, âWhy donât you give me another audition, hm?â He whispered suggestively, eyes lidded and a hand back to rubbing BPâs chest.Â
so i heard you robot fuckers like to fuck robots
I was asked to voice act Mettaton on my RP account so hereâs that.Â
{I DID THE THING!!!!}
Reblog if your muse can sing.
hey, mets, listen. i think you could ring in a few of the more unwilling viewers if you incorporated some updog into your routine.