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Apollo's introduction post yada yada welcome to my yap-sesh

It's kinda long so I put it under the cut :)

Stimboard masterlist at the end (Requests welcome!!) (I may make it its own post soon because its gonna hit the 100 link limit eventually)

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I recently found out why my mom would never sleep around me when I was a kid. Like she’d never let herself take naps or sleep if I was awake, ever. Or if she did, she would lock her bedroom door. So when I was 6, I was asleep in my bed in the middle of the night when I hear a loud bang, like a pot being dropped and come out to the living room to see my mom standing by the window, with just a huge pile of spaghetti all over the sill, and a pot on the ground, and I ’m like “Are you gonna eat all that?” And ya’ll she get’s BIG MAD and yells at me and chases me to my room but then a little while later a bunch of cops show up and ask me a bunch of random ass questions about my art? Like this one cop lady keeps asking me to draw dragons for her?! And they seem mad as hell

I didn’t want to get arrested so I just never asked my mom for spaghettis after that. Lesson, learned. Don’t ask mom for spaghettis or she’ll call the damn police on you.

So I have this memory in my head, and it goes unquestioned until I say it outload for the first time a few months back and as soon as I say the words “When I was six, my mom called the cops on me for asking for spaghettis” My adult logic slams into place and is like “Hang on. Your mother definatly did not call the police on a 6 year old for asking for spaghetti.”

So obviously that’s not what really went down. I call up my mom to tell her how I remember it and on top of her figuring out why her kid has always been really cagey around spaghettis for the last 3 decades she tells me what really happened.

So on that night, a man tried to break into our house through the front window. It was just my mom, and her kids so she did what she felt she had too and shot him in the head. He’d been wearing a helmet, which landed on the floor under the window.

Now I just want ya’ll to put yourselves in my moms shoes for a minute here. This woman has just taken a human life. The trauma of that- the instant agony, the panic, the guilt, the fear- all of it hitting her at once, her only solace the knowledge that her children are safe. She protected her daughters. No matter the cost to her soul- her children are safe.

Then she looks up and sees her six year old staring at the inside of this mans head before saying “Are you gonna eat all that?”

nealashitposts

I suspect they were trying to keep me busy and distracted while they cleaned up the corpse in the living room?!?

nealashitposts

someone said tumblr nuked this post, but I could never be so lucky.

akiratsu01

I forgot I had Tumblr... :(

#leland coyle #fanart #outlast

etcstims

Dotted bee fly takeoff | source

panpan203

Eddie wip

#outlast #eddie gluskin #fanart

delphinidin4

icemankazansky

Omg y'all Y'ALL

jellyfishdreamofstarlight

3 years ago, I wonder if they have gone through all that rice yet…..

theblehthatbloos

Oh

nosuchthingasaburdenonsociety

There was a day in 2021 this post was on my dashboard three times a page

crabpeach

As an American, when they said truck load I was imagining an 18-wheeler style truck so I’m not too surprised by the final picture. There has to be like 200 - 300 bags of rice on that truck at LEAST. OPs BIL was incredibly lucky he only had to take 23 bags of rice from that thing.

thesaltofcarthage

THE RICE TRUCK STORY HAS PHOTOS

kyotoagnes

One of the most hilarious and descriptive slice of disaster life writing I’ve read

forestfawnstudio

Sleepy poochyena🌙

#pokemon #poochyena #fanart

"This fox was on the side of the road so I fed it some chicken out of my car window so it wouldn't starve! I love foxes ☺️☺️" You are aware that that is The Fox Killer aren't you. I want anyone reading this to realise that that is The Fox Killer. Or any wildlife really. That is The Deer Killer, The Badger Killer etc etc

#dont feed animals on the side of the road omg #especially not straight out of your car #animal welfare