Dump post on Leland Coyle and other Outlast Trails things...
... mostly Leland Coyle
Hey guys, my name is KaitoKrush and I'm hoping to get some new friends who also love Leland Coyle. My credentials are uh...I'm a homosexual and I love spamming "i wanna gay sex Leland Coyle".
//Content warning//: ill prolly be sexualizing and glazing Coyle a lot and other NSFW contexts. Also touching on his KKK past because I have thoughts. Also vomiting...I don't wanna give away my whole point but keep that in mind.
Elks club
First I wanna touch on a pet peeve. I watch a lot of video essays (with and without Leland Coyle). I'm not an expert, but I don't have a single clue on what the Elks club is. I know it...exists???? And I know Coyle was a part of one. It would just be nice when people do video essays on Coyle they give a little run down. A taste of what this could even be. Was it a racist club? Or was it just a little community thing for couples? I don't know. If y'all wanna yap about it in the comments, that's cool! I won't shut that down and I'll thank you kindly!
Kkk stuff
Heavy stuff, I'm not gonna act like I know how to put this delicately (and I'm sorry if I don't). It should be obvious to any sane person this is wrong. But video essays (I've watched) frame it like Coyle only started killing during wars or with his wives. Sorry to be the loud incorrect buzzer but it's not like the KKK has a secretary to keep track of every person of color they killed. I'm so certain Coyle killed out of bigotry, I just can't prove it cause I wasn't there. And Red Barrels hasn't shown that part of his life in a comic or something (not like I need that).
If you want an indepth perspective on how a person of color feels about Coyle. Please watch this, there's only so much a white boy like me can say about this. AND GIVE THEM A NICE COMMENT TO PROMOTE THEIR VIDEO!!!!
Kress Twins
I think they are so charming lol. Blah blah blah, they suck, blah blah blah, they're terrible people, blah blah blah, they killed people, blah blah blah, the incest. I hear ya I hear ya. If you said that you're probably a sane person! GET OFF MY POST!!!/verysilly. I find them funny and silly. I would buy a plushie of them in a heartbeat, especially if they bring back the Coyle one. Y'all will know I'm secretly rich if I'm decked out in a bunch of Coyle merch lol.
Yuri
Mother Gooseberry and Liliya should Yuri. Idk what it is but I think they'd look so cute. Bonus points if Arora is squeezed in. THERE SHOULD BE MORE YURI RAAAHHHH!!!!
I want to hit Coyle with my car
I want to lick Coyle's bald head
I want Coyle to sit in my face and kill me
I want Coyle to use a tiny version of me as a sweat rag after a long hard workout
I want Coyle to wear panties and feel so disgusted with himself because he's wearing "women's underwear". While I want to take them off with my teeth.
Coyle's stupid car battery
I talked to my dad (credentials, mechanic, very autistic about vehicles. Absolutely will not shut the fuck up about them!!! Comes home from being a mechanic just to cuck other mechanics on YouTube!!!) and apparently all cars have the same batteries. Even back in the 50's. So it's either Coyle got the battery out of a Pontiac himself. Or he's full of completely bullshit lol. Or Pontiac just sounds cool to say. The ladder still stands.
Coyle's stupid cattle prod
Also Coyle and everyone else is built like a brick shit house cause "realistically" a cattle prod powered by a 12 volt battery (usually cattle prods are 9 volt) + Coyle's cock and balls should = Coyle being blown WAYYY BACK!!! So it's either Murkoff lied to Coyle, Coyle is full of shit, or everyone is built like super humans. Siiiiigh I love this man.
Coyle getting hard and annoyed while wearing a shock collar that I'm controlling
Sometimes I think of the Cleveland Brown theme but replaced with Leland Coyle
WE NEED MORE SEXY ART OF COYLE ON R34!!! THE LAST TIME I CHECKED THERE WAS ONLY 38!!! OH GOD PLEASE I NEED TO SEE THIS MAN NAKEDDDD RAHHHH!!!!
Coyle playlists are kinda.... plain? Come on, I'm sure there's plenty of songs you can use for electric cop man who only thinks of himself. All of us as a community can do it. I know Prison Sex by Tool and The Law by Reach are really strong starters. But come on he needs some girly pop or something in the mix lol.
Jammer vomit
Ok...idk how to explain it but when you use the Jammer on Coyle and he vomits. It makes him look weirdly... vulnerable? Like if you caught him off guard with a punch in the face or caught him crying or something. Idk, it just pulls on my hear strings.
Also I love how much of a poet Coyle is, if people start calling him dumb. I will always deny it!
Here's some videos I'd like to share because I want people to see them!!!
Playlist of almost every Coyle trial played over and over again:
A playlist of my Coyle trials and MKs all in one convenient and undeleted location.
Some silly fun videos I like:
Some voice lines:
And that's my YouTube link limit reached also my thoughts on Franco Barbi:
I love that y'all show Franco love in ways I will not.
And send tweet
