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So my dad has new clients and their son is transgender. He got pregnant with his boyfriend and put the baby up for adoption and the baby was adopted by a gay coupleā¦.which means that his baby daughter has 4 dads and no mom.
This kid is going toĀ own at the āmy dad can beat up your dadā game.
"My dads can out-barbershop quartet your dads"
My friend borrowed my cat today and sent me this picture
"Borrowed my cat"
when i get married everyone is invited to my wedding but you canāt get in without a 3DS because i need puzzle piecesĀ
biggest plot twist in all of history
*patiently waits 34787894745 years for sequel*
SHE WAS NOWHERE NEAR HIS MOUTHĀ
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No wonder she looks so happy.Ā
Alsoā
He was going for his waist before Altivo interrupted.Ā
Not only did they get crunk but the second they smoked aā¦ special cigar, this shit started happening:
Donāt get me started on El Dorado.
oh my god
El Dorado. Mmph. Chel. Mmph.
Protip for yall dealing with those ugly, uncomfortable university-issued beds:
Set the bedframe to the tallest height possibleĀ
Shove that stupid plastic mattress underneath the bedframe, sheets and blankets and pillows and all
take some window curtains/extra sheets and clip them to the sides of the bedframe, creating a canopy around the underside of the bed where your mattress is. Plug up holes where light may seep through underneath with extra towels, pillows.
attach lots of pretty christmas lights to the underside of the bedsprings
Cover the top of the bedframe (where the springs are) with dark towels. then, over the towels, put down random-ass hard surfaces, cardboard and planks of wood.
You got yourself a flat, hard surface on the top of your bed. use it as desk space/storage space.
Remember that mattress you stuck underneath the bed? thatās where you sleep.
congratulations. You have just constructed a fully functional, cozy little tent-nest where you can sleep and read and watch netflix and nap to your heartās content.
Benefits:
roommate wants to keep the lights on until 5am? no problem. just crawl into your warm, dark cocoon of leisure, close the canopy, and fall asleep in complete darkness.
NO MORE BEDSPRING CREAKING
all your storage can go on top of the bedframe, so everything is always within reach.
people think itās really cool so you will make friends
friends who you can then invite into your little snuggly home and watch movies with
Itās really great and I highly recommend it 10/10
some clarification on what its gonna look like:
Video: 100 Years of Beauty in 1 Minute (Part 2)
LOVE THIS.
All of these looks are timeless
when my mom took care of babies my favorite story is about this toddler named eli who took a while to talk and everyone was concerned about it but one day my dad was like āeli, can you say ācarā?ā and he looks at my dad and goes āyes, i can. why do you ask?āĀ
my ex boyfriendās first word was āmotherā - followed by āiād like another bottle of milk please.ā - kids who donāt talk until they can bust out a whole sentence are the fucking greatest.
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but did anyone show up
I HOPE SO THERES CAKE AND EVERYTHING THATS SO FUCKING CUTE DUDE
doxx godzilla
full name: godzilla location: monster island occupation: Big
do you think taylor lautner has war-like flash backs of shark boy and lava girl
do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, Iāll keep this human
oh youāre watching pacific rim? i love that movie, the way they just [clenches fist] rim all of the pacific
on a different not can we all please stop acting like all ravenclaws are academic smart? i want to see ravenclaws who are shit at school but can make recipes and paint amazingly and compose masterpieces please stop pretending smartness is academic
ravenclaws that get really pissed off about having to answer riddles in order to get home because they hate riddles
the best part of the scalene triangle joke is over half the instances iāve seen it they used a right triangle
but right triangles can be scalene triangles
go play with your calculator math nerd i play basketball not geography
jane and jake take a break from playing sburb to discuss triangles
what a bunch of losers
Just saw something that said āEvery Batwoman needs a Batmanā and Iām just sitting here laughing because Batwoman is a lesbian.
