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Monsters whose orgasms last a lot longer than a human’s. They shudder and squirt for minutes at a time, hips jerking, mouth wide open, and since you’re done already you might as well sit back and enjoy the show.

cocolovesorcs

Ya know, enjoy the show.

scottandhiskind

Me as my monster boyfriend cums on me for 12 minutes and 43 seconds straight

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pedeka

@icybluepenguin

coutureicons

fat girls are made for cuddling

Im rlly not all that sexual a person but i should post more dick here.

And draw it in general djsnsnsjsjs

fuck-slayer

friends who talk about your weird kinks with u

gayingenue-deactivated20200213

i think some of you aren’t really bottoms you’re just virgins with anxiety disorders

smellysona

ya fuckin got me

changed my nsfw url from skelbeesona

so many people’s autocorrects make me into smelly so im just embracing it

urbanrealism

Ain't nothing wrong with chubby stomachs.

crocincrocsart

It’s halloween season, time for dead memes

xueyangapologist

honestly when aliens arrive we should start having sex with them as soon as possible. so when they decide to take over a lot of them already have emotional connections/physical offspring and will form a sizeable resistance. not me, i don’t want to, but i know a lot of you would be into that, and i’m telling you it’s okay, you’re actually the last hope for our species.

lyriumandbiotics

Mass Effect fans to the rescue

the-cum-scoundrel

tonights-episode

tonight’s episode: THE WRITER’S BARELY-DISGUISED FETISH

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aquatic-sardonic

give 1 good example of a fetish in that show!

bugcore-moved-deactivated201902

i can name a few

nuclear-nigerians

But wait, there is more!

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theidledrifter

stabmeagainchucky

Someone actually fucking made a list…..they actually made a fucking list…..also since when the fuck is dehydration a fetish….almost all the others I know what they’re referring to but….dehydration????

nuttyrabbit

There are many things you are better off not knowing

smellysona

this is why i have a theory that a lot of the current young adults with crazy out there fetishes are like directly stemmed from these cartoons that they literally might not even remember they watched as kids

#rubber hose #really its just #to me exposure to anything specific enough when young #like inflation???#those balloonified hose acts from tom and jerry #you know the ones #tom and jerry showed a lof of the esque exaggeration like inflation-lookin shit that some people get into nowadays

witcheuline

Chapter 4, Page 29

That’s it! Chapter 5 starts nest week!

#GHGHG OLEASE READ THIS ITS SO GOOD IM GONNA CRY

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jaybler

angstmemes

Realistic Sex for Sexual Sunday!

“Did you just… finish?” “They always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly, this is getting dangerous.” “Sorry, I can’t. I’m on my period.” “I’m not actually feeling anything.” “I’m sorry, I don’t know why this is happening. Or… isn’t happening.” “Are you getting any closer?” “Why do they make this look so easy in all those porn movies?! This hurts like fuck!” “What do you do when you’re on your own? Maybe that’ll help.” “This isn’t going to work out, is it? Do you maybe want to do something else? Watch a movie? Anything?” “I think it’s not wet enough.” “Ow, why do you keep doing that?! I said ‘no teeth’!” “I know we’re kind of busy, but I actually need to pee…” “Oh, no, no, no! I’m definitely not into that.” “Can’t do that one right now. Constipated.” “Do you have any fantasies? Maybe that could turn you on.” “Did something just happen? You’re not turned on anymore.” “Shit sorry, am I going too fast?” “Don’t move! Your earring is caught in my hair!” “Maybe we should spice it up a little. I’m actually getting quite bored…” “Damn it, the batteries are running out. Please tell me you have new ones.” “Wait, I thought you were joking when you said you wanted to try this.” “Wow okay, I don’t know whether that’ll fit.” “Is it really hurting too much? Do you need me to stop?” “I may have just farted…”

#wheezing #so many of my ocs #AND ME NGFL DSXGJNGS