“what possessed you to write this?”
it was 2 am. i had spent the time i should have been sleeping watching lpl videos and reading through a book on christianity in the middle ages. one thing led to another. here’s the image that inspired me to make the post.
“i can read it in his voice!”
i intentionally emulated his manner of speaking. this was because i had spent several hours that day binging his content. also it makes it much funnier.
“what did lpl do to end up in hell?”
be a lawyer. though breaking into his ex-girlfriend’s backdoor certainly didn’t help his case.
“he didn’t check to see if it was a fluke!”
doylist: yeah, this was an error on my part.
watsonian: the lawyer was trying to get the heck out of dodge before the angels realized he’d escaped.
“i can’t believe hell is locked up with a 5 pin tumbler lock!”
doylist: realistically it would be a warded lock, which is even less secure, but lpl doesn’t make enough videos on warded locks for me to know what he says while picking them.
watsonian: masterlock is in cahoots with the devil. a single spool pin separates us from the writhing masses of the damned.
“mcnally would just hit it with a rock!”
the rock method really only works with padlocks. i imagine this lock as embedded within the door. mcnally would use a single sided jiggler, or a pokey stabby thing, or perhaps a bump hammer. then, once he was out, you’d start to hear the intro of bfg division coming from no particular direction.
“that second- to-last line goes so hard!”
yeah it does. honestly i’m not sure where that came from. i’ve never cooked like that before or since. this person gets it though
“that last line goes even harder!”
remember you will die! but don’t forget to live.
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