@rat-blxxd

[rat-jxice]

adios boys

[allday-anime]

Yeet Tea

[bnha-incorrect]

All Might: Midoriya how could you be so stupid and break all of your limbs?!

Midoriya: Well, apparently when you break your bones, after they heal they’re stronger, so I thought breaking all my bones would make me like you.

All Might: Midoriya no!

[anxietyproblem]

[yoko-kurama-the-sex-god]

I feel personally attacked

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[characterlimit]

you know you had to do it to yourself

[valtsv]

me online: *will talk everyone’s ear off about my interests given the slightest chance*

person i know irl: so what are your interests/hobbies?

me:

[cesiscribbles]

Oh well this looked better before SAI decided to crash and delete all my stuff so I could start from the beginning. But weeeeelp.

>> Please Don’t Repost! <<

[doggoneroomba]

[myobsessionsandme]

Me, after watching Tidying Up with Marie Kondo and taking a look of my room:

[blindedjanus-deactivated2023122]

me making another post for my 12 followers knowing that it will get approximately 4 notes

[rymonaflowers]

The 4 followers

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

Love y’all

[calebwittebane]

[calebwittebane]

[johnniegill]

The doctor: Tomura, All For One has left you a very powerful gift. It’s a gigantic naked man who cries and calls you a loser.

Tomura: I hate it

The doctor: smh ungrateful millennial scum

[sodastereos]

some people confuse being mean with having a personality and that’s fine i just don’t want you near me

[itsmrleorio-deactivated20210107]

I dont have “hetero” ships bc if I ship two characters who are a woman and a man that means they’re both bisexuals

[celianascended]

zodiac signs as gaming setups / computers

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Sagittarius:

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

[full-moon-battle]

op w

[violet-dyke-deactivated20200703]

op i just wanna talk

[moonlitmoth]

Male news anchor shows off makeup blending skills in hilarious video

@fearofablackteeshirt

Please please please let him start a makeup channel omg

[melifair]

“This is concealer, it is for concealing…..things”

“I kinda feel like Bob Ross” “Happy trees on my face”

“Violently blend, violently blend, violently blend like you’re ashamed of your face” 😂

“I sweat like there is something glandularly wrong with me”

[hobbular]

“I’M JUST TRYING TO LET PEOPLE IN ON THE PROCESS JEN”

[lauraannegilman]

This man is my favorite human being right now.  Also, I’m laughing so hard I’m scaring the cats.

[tzikeh]

“Violently blend, violently blend, violently blend like you’re ashamed of your face”

I am wheezing

[emptyjunior]

Almost 40 years later Harry wakes up in the dead of the night, apparates into Ron’s home and shakes him awake.

Ron: Dude, blimey, what’s wrong!

Harry: We could’ve gone together!! We could’ve gone to the yule ball together and it would’ve been fine!! We could’ve done that!

Ron: *dawning realization followed by deep-rooted regret that they were both very dumb teenagers*