[supermariomamafucker]

please watch this I'm begging you

[tall]

[koiagain]

I guess you could say he’s ve… he’s a very h…

[segamascott]

[slutterboxd]

when it's really hot outside and i have to carry a lot of stuff for work from one place to another i like to think that i am in The Walking Dead universe getting back to camp from a supply run and Rick and Daryl and Shane and Maggie and Glenn and Carol are all waiting for me bc the all are in love with me and astonished by my strength and bravery and swag...

[segamascott]

[segamascott]

[thej0ry]

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

[meshugenist]

reblog it

[helloitsbees]

check out the mourning doves’ new single “hooOOOO hoo hoo hoo” if you get the chance. sound of the summer.

[helloitsbees]

….?

???????????

[helloitsbees]

oh wait this is EXTRAORDINARILY delightful. this isn’t a case of Blorbo From My Shows this is Henrietta Pickles From My Porch

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

hi

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

actually i want to be alone rn

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

no i dont... hi

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

i think i might need to be on my own rn

[dgr-art]

work in progress. i need to practice painting backgrounds.

[toddsolondz]

when you’re having a laugh with your dad but then you suddenly remember that he’s going to hell

[theprincehamlet]

topical

[toddsolondz]

oh my god hamlet

[wav48k]

i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

[wav48k]

Do you need something.

[wav48k]

before this starts getting notes i have to add that this is not my dog. i dont know how he got in my backyard

[wav48k]

someone made a terrible youtube video searching for the source of this dog picture like it's lost media and he on-screen scrolls by a live tumblr link to this post before claiming i deleted my account, pulling up a wayback machine archived page, and then lying about contacting my ex boyfriend for more information

[footlongdingledong]

[triangleguy]

[speedlimit15]

[stupidpetface]