Breadsandwich

I’m socially anxious as fuck.

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⋆ Names and nicknames.ᐟ: You can call me “Bread”, “Emma”, or "Earmuncher” (nicknames are alright too if we’re mutuals!)

⋆ Pronouns and terms.ᐟ: I only go by she/her pronouns and I am a girl, so refer to me accordingly or I will genuinely eviscerate you. Calling me things like “bro” and “dude” is alright though, I don’t mind those.

⋆ Some facts about me.ᐟ:

- I am a strict monoshipper, rarely do I switch up on ships. I do enjoy one-sided ships sometimes for angst purposes, but it doesn’t mean that I genuinely want the two characters to get together in the end.

- I am Scottish! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

- I am also aromantic asexual.

- I think dragons are cool.

- I am not a yumeshipper. I am only adding this in here because my sister thought that I was a fan of Cody in that way, somehow...I’m not. He is just my comfort character that I like a lot.

- I am a mostly self-taught digital artist.

⋆ Fandoms that I am in/ pieces of media that I enjoy.ᐟ: Warrior Cats, HTTYD, the book series ‘Wereworld’ by my glorious goat Curtis Jobling, Total Drama (The Ridonculous Race doesn’t exist, shut up), Teenwolf (The 2011 TV series), Camp Cretaceous + Chaos Theory, Tales of Arcadia and The Dragon Prince, and specifically the Wild Era Zelda games.

⋆ Ships that I heavily fw: Noco, Benji, Mileven, Mothpool, Jlaire, Zelink, and Funnybunny.

⋆ My GOATS! 💪: Cody Emmett Jameson Andreson (yes we are using his full legal name here), Noah, Leshawna, Courtney, Drew Ferran, Trent Ferran, Baron Hector, Brambleclaw, Stiles Stilinski and Claudia (TDP).

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⋆ People who say that Brambleclaw is abusive towards Squirrelflight and overly glaze her. I don’t hate Squirrelflight but nor do I like her much and the Bramblesquirrel drama annoys me. Most of the time I think that he’s right for reacting the way that he does- especially in TNP. Oh god, Squirrelfight was actually driving me mental in that arc. I like Brambleclaw/star a lot and find it mentally draining when everyone calls me an abuse sympathiser because of it- I’m not.

⋆ Moonkitti fans, (riding off of my last point)!

⋆ Heated Slop (Rivarly) fans.

⋆ B//ler shippers.

⋆ Also, don’t follow me if you SPECIFICALLY pair Cody and Noah with anyone else- I do not care if you also ship Noco and are a multishipper or whatever, I don’t want to see it. I don’t play when it comes to them. This includes self/'yumeshippers'.

⋆ Not really a DNI but I dislike IOTS, I personally don’t think that it’s well written and it just makes me feel extremely sad- I may block you for my own sake if your account is full of stuff relating to that...

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⋆ #smexybagguette’s (my) art 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🥖 ~ For my artworks!

⋆ #smexybagguette’s yappage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🥖 ~ For my thoughts!

⋆ #smexybagguette’s fic stuff 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🥖~ For updates and thoughts on my AO3 works!

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⋆ AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Ear_muncher/profile

⋆ TikTok (I just occasionally post bullshit on there): https://www.tiktok.com/@emmasbread69?_r=1&_t=ZN-96dfpimEyqg

⋆ YouTube (I literally don’t have anything on there rn but I’m putting it here just in case I eventually use it): https://youtube.com/@breadsandwich4087?si=fpMnlEnQlrNkiaIF

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(Some self-insert art :p, he’s my friend trust).

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Project Hail Mary fans after finishing the book and the movie

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Sigh, I wish that platonic self insert fics were more of a thing...

I don’t want to be WITH them, I want to be FRIENDS with them.

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Am I allowed to post my (non-fandom-related) OC stuff here or will you guys kill me with hammers??

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I don’t know why but I have the headcanon that Cody has some distant Irish heritage.

Just because.

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Here me out...

Noco High School AU where ‘The Drama Brothers’ are a garage band and uhhh gay stuff happens ig.

(That’s all I’ve got bye).

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Was anyone else ‘gifted’ this thing this morning? Or was it just me?

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I hate how hot it is in the UK right now.

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Guess who has started writing another oneshot.

Teheheheheh.

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quick bloodymary idea-

Grace is transported to Simon's universe via an experiment he and Adrian mess up (attempting to travel via wormholes, timey-wimey type junk. if you need better science, i'm fresh out of smart). Grace winds up transported into a pressurized airlock at the incarceration center Simon is locked up in. The COI, of course, thinks Grace is some rebel Brother of Eden, roughs him up trying to get info out of him. Grace has no idea where he is and can't answer any of their questions. He talks of Earth and travelling through space on what is now considered an antique airship. They throw him into Simon's cell, hoping The Butcher will exact some revenge on one of the Brothers of Eden who abandoned him on Filament Station. They throw troublesome convicts into The Butcher's cell regularly. Simon ends up beating each convict they throw in there, sometimes giving them life threatening injuries. No one knows that Simon/The Butcher usually tries to talk those thrown into his cell down from a fight but ends up in a brawl because no one believes him and thinks once they let their guard down, The Butcher will appear. He only fights to survive not hurt more people. Grace isn't doing so hot and he can't even lift a finger to defend himself but Simon wasn't gonna touch a hair on his pretty head. Grace has facial injuries that make it hard for him to ingest the hardtack they feed convicts. Simon makes a mashed gruel of hardtack with his water and feeds it to Grace. Love ensues until Simon hears they are gonna tap Simon and his boyfriend (they aren't boyfriends...yet) to pilot the SM-13....yeah, I like it.

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I'm really, really trying so hard to get into all these bloodymary fics, truly I am, and usually I'm not picky when it comes to fanfics, but there is just something nagging me in the back of my mind for every single one: Simons character just doesn't feel right. And the worst part is I don't know why.

Well, for some I do. Aka the ones that portray him as this angry, dominant guy thats flirty and everything like that. Those ones are pretty obvious.

But even with the fics that don't follow with that, I still cannot get my brain to be satisfied with the way Simon is written. Simon in my mind is a anxious man that, while perfectly capable of being strong on his own, still leans more into the bending under authority category. He's a softy, the kid we saw in the flashback still at his core--just covered in a shit tone of trauma.

I don't mean to hate on anyone's writing. That's not my goal here. I just can't help but wonder, why can't Simon also be the sun in his and rylands relationship? Why make him out to be the grump of the two when He's just as radiant as grace, when given the chance? He had stars in his eyes while he was a child and he still has them now, even if they're dimmed. It doesn't matter if he looked or appeared to be an angry, hard-headed person, because that's not what he is or what he ever will be.

I don't know if any of this makes sense. The point is that Simon is more complex than most people realize, I think. We never got to see him outside of the stressful, mentally taxing environment he was in the entirety of the movie. But I know in my heart that if we did, he'd be the sweetest person on that damn planet.

[twiggy-boy]

You know, every time I draw something stupid, I think to myself "surely I can't top this!" And then somehow I draw something even dumber

Edit: NOOO NOO WHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES??? STOP IT!! ONLY LIKE 10 PEOPLE WERE SUPPOSED TO SEE THIS AND THEN ID BURY IT UNDER MY REPOSTS NOOO

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I was bored so I made a tierlist for these guys.

:p

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Oh my god, I just realized that Cody is a fucking millennial-

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A NEW CHAPTER HAS ESCAPED CONTAINMENT.

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I was bored so I made a tierlist for these guys.

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WT fic progress update down below (I’m feeling shy).

I am edging closer to it being done. Slowly but surely.

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The words ‘scarab orgy’ are used- what am I cooking?