my heart may be gold but my dick is platinum

in an on again off again relationship with @gingfreecs 💖 💖  read my links xoxo

[smexyblondbitch]

*logs onto Tumblr dot com*

oho? people are talking about my teeth now?

well, you know what they say. a gentleman never tells!  😜

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

remember when people listed privileges in their bio and “conventionally attractive” was sometimes in the privilege list? that was such a flex

[smexyblondbitch]

i guess it is true... blondes have more fun ;)

[smexyblondbitch]

ratbitchdeluxe >>> smexyblondbitch

mutuals interact when they see this. i’ll know if you dont xoxo

[smexyblondbitch]

ratbitchdeluxe >>> smexyblondbitch

mutuals interact when they see this. i’ll know if you dont xoxo

[smexyblondbitch]

“ging couldnt commit to his son why do you think he’ll commit to you?” um. have you seen me? ging would be out of his mind to not lock me down

[smexyblondbitch]

who did this. i want names.

[shingenryu]

…what’ll you do when you get those names?

[smexyblondbitch]

oh.... you’ll see. you’ll all see.

[smexyblondbitch]

who did this. i want names.

[smexyblondbitch]

happy pride month everyone !!! remember that corporations are valid and have every right to be at pride 🌈🌈🌈

[smexyblondbitch]

i don’t know who these “killua” and “gon” people you all keep talking about but we all know who the REAL power couple is (psst: it’s me and ging)

[smexyblondbitch]

furry rights???

im not a furry myself (contrary to popular belief) but i support them and the furry community. some of my best friends colleagues are furries actually! so to answer your question anon: yes, furry rights.

[smexyblondbitch]

do you support the death penalty

if that’s what my constituents want then yes! absolutely! if not then forget i said anything

[smexyblondbitch]

omggggg sorry for not posting for a while everyone 😣 ive been hard at work on the campaign trail for the upcoming chairman election. im sure you all missed me greatly so ill be sure to post more frequently from now on xoxo 😚

[smexyblondbitch]

what do you want to be in your next life?

why would i ever want to be someone or something else? my life is perfect as is ☺️

[smexyblondbitch]

were u and netero a thing at one point?👀

...... next question

[smexyblondbitch]

don’t we make the cutest couple? UGHH 😩😫

[smexyblondbitch]

pleased to announce that ill be running for the chairman position in the upcoming election!! <33 wish me luck 😘