SmexyCloud

All clouds are welcome here

[the-moon-dust-writings]

Writing Prompts

1. “I wish I could relate but only a dumbass like you could do this.”

2. “RUN YOU IDIOT! RUN!”

3. “You’re so casual about this, is it because you’re use to killing people?”

4. “Did you actually just climb in through my window? You couldn’t have been normal and used the door?”

5. “No knives for you! Remember what happened last time?”

6. “I’m not just winning, I’m thriving.”

7. “Can you not throw your shade right now? I’m trying to get a tan and it just got chilly.”

8. “Will you come out of your room? I found a cat!”

9. “Did you just call that alligator by name?”

10. “PILLOW FIIIIIGHT!”

11. “Wow, I am not only beautiful, but I’m gorgeous too.”

12. “Did you just casually throw an axe?”

13. “First rule, no being a heathen.”

14. “Who let this tomfoolery happen!”

15. “PANCAKES! PANCAKES! PANCAKES!”

[smexycloud]

Big o’ softie 😊 #sketches #sketchbook #artistoninstagram #artistontumblr #sketch

[krabby-kronicle]

[curlsandstems]

Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭

[smexycloud]

I was watching @kaseythegolden and she was talking about artists being negative towards their art. She was drawing with a pen (I think) and I wanted to try drawing with a pen in my sketchbook too just for fun, guess you could call it inspiration. #sketchbook #sketch #drawing

[pleasedonteattidepods]

[hollyfox142]

Now it truly is the forbidden fruit.

[smexycloud]

Welp time to bring some scissors with me

[action]

Okay, yes. 2017 sucked. But 2018 is an opportunity to do something incredible

One way or another, this will be a pivotal year for racial justice, immigration, voting rights, healthcare, education, and LGBTQ+ equality. So this year we all need to step up and commit to whatever political and social good we can handle. 

That’s the idea behind the first ever Art Action Day this Saturday, January 20.

What is Art Action Day?

Art Action Day is an opportunity to speak out and make a commitment to action in 2018. With our friends at The Federation, we’re asking you to post about your vision for 2018, and—more importantly—how you’re committing to making that future a reality.

On Saturday we’ll signal boost your posts on and off Tumblr to inspire others.

How you can participate:

You can draw, make a gif, write a song or a poem—anything you want! The prompt is simple:

What do you want the headlines and history books to say about 2018? And what will you do to make it happen?

Maybe it’s helping to pass the DREAM Act or electing a gender-balanced Congress. Maybe it’s ending the stigma around mental illness. If we all commit to doing one thing this year, 2018 will be a very good year.

How to submit:

If you want us to signal boost your post, submit it to action.tumblr.com/submit.

You can also just tag your post #ArtActionDay and #WhatWillYouDo.

❤️  See you Saturday!

[keisuk3-deactivated20160705]

[xxxxxxxxxx9y-blog]

*smoke emiting from clenched fist*

woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!

*ring melts off woman’s hand*

woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..

woman: *screams like a pterodactyl* 

[yamino]

I read the description and though “surely it’s not actually like that”

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

This is literally my favorite thing on the internet.

[myutsuumoved-deactivated2014052]

[smexycloud]

Preach

[staff]

🚨 The FCC plans to kill net neutrality on December 14 🚨

It’s real simple: ISP lobbyists are pushing the FCC to kill net neutrality so phone and cable companies can block apps, slow down websites, and charge fees to control what you see and do online.

Our only chance is congressional pressure and legislative action. But we need grassroots support. Tell your representatives that you support “Title 2” rules and ask for their help protecting a free and open internet.

Go to Battle For The Net to be connected to your congresspeople. 

[cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

[sailed-0ut]

Please don’t hesitate

[imhellafit-personal-deactivated]

1 penny below reporting limit for the IRS… I see what you did there

[shysweetthing]

(Don’t give me $599.99)

That’s not the right IRS rule.

$599.99 is the amount below which a business does not need to issue a 1099 to a contractor who provides business services. The contractor still needs to report the income on their taxes.

The correct number for the IRS rule for money that is gifted rather than received in a business transaction is $13999.99–more than that, and the recipient has to pay tax on the gift and report it to the IRS. Less than that, and there’s no taxation or reporting requirement.

If we’re choosing amounts on the basis of IRS limits, give these people $13,999.99. 

Go. Do it.

[capriciousarsonist]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $13,999.99

[smexycloud]

It’s okay give it to me babes

[yumi-food]

ONE BOWL GINGERBREAD WAFFLES

[daisy-duck-official]

IMPORTANT

attention all Officials, all Tumblr users, whoever the fuck you are.

This is severely important.

Ever sit down after a stressful day, watch your favorite youtuber, do commissions, etc.? Well in FOUR DAYS, that can all be taken away very easily. We’re so close yet so *far* from possibly saving the internet, and those who’s lives depend on it. Within this blog, there will be a link to a petition to stop net neutrality from being killed. There are many people who’s jobs are online. online schooling. the internet is extrememly important, and we can’t let the FCC take it away! Instead of just merely liking this post, sign the petition and reblog this post!

>> Here’s the link. <<

[ortensia-official]

GUYS!!

we are so close!!

yet so.. FAR!!

Once again, I beg of you, reblog this post! So many people’s lives are depending on this!

[daisy-duck-official]

Once again! I PLEAD you! Signal boost the fuck out of this! we need everyone to see it!!! We’re so close yet so FAR!!! If we don’t meet the goal in four/three days(?), then so many people will die and become depressed!!! STOP THE FCC AND SAVE THE INTERNET!

EVERY SIGN COUNTS!!

[ortensia-official]

DO IT

[foodffs]

These pretzel Christmas treats are easy, colorful, sweet and salty and a great treat for kids at Christmas! Work as wonderfully as a fun party snack too!

Get the recipe here https://theseamanmom.com/pretzel-chocolate-christmas-treats-mms-hersheys-kisses/ 

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[camalilium]

please watch Chowder

[zadigo]