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wyatt holbrook. 22. shifter"miley, what's good?

[smhwyatt]

baysup:

In a few months I’m going to be in med school. In a few years I’m gonna be Dr. Hudson. Spooky. 

My daughter is growing up so fast.

[smhwyatt]

alrightnaomi:

No, but I found a super amazing brownie recipe on pinterest.

Do you happen to have some of that brownie with you currently?

[smhwyatt]

fmckeam:

I mean, we’re ghost hunting? It seems only appropriate. Although it might be impossible to kick a spirit.

I’m pretty sure vampires and werewolves are supposed to be impossible too so, who even knows anything anymore.

[smhwyatt]

alrightnaomi:

Hey, guess what!

You’ve finally come to terms with your inner gay?

[smhwyatt]

of-the-cross:

“Extraordinarily cluttered?”

“Precisely! Welcome to me casa, Cecile. What do you need?”

[smhwyatt]

ollliverrr:

You’re a fucking doofus.

At least I’ve got great hair.

[smhwyatt]

ollliverrr:

Don’t look at me like that. It’s a long story. –I’m babysitting my niece right now, and she decided to give me a nose job. Looks great doesn’t it? Model material. 

You look like a fucking doofus.

[smhwyatt]

of-the-cross:

– “Holy crap! What is this place?! It’s amazing!”

“It’s what my brain looks like on the inside.”

[smhwyatt]

fmckeam:

Uh….–I say go for it. There’s no harm in trying, right?

--you seriously want me to kick that spooky ghost in the testicles? 

[smhwyatt]

okdanielrusso:

The bitchiest bitch.

I’m glad you are able to come to terms with your own fate, Daniel.

[smhwyatt]

sabrina-rolkins:

When they’re old enough, I definitely will. Cautionary tales.

Are you telling me I’m inappropriate? I’m offended.

[smhwyatt]

sabrina-rolkins:

I’m sure I will.

Are you gonna tell stories to your grandchildren about great uncle Wyatt when I’m long gone?

[smhwyatt]

alrightnaomi:

Nope. Definitely not. But you’re a close second.

Who in the world is number one?

[smhwyatt]

jack-galloway:

I’m sorry. I can’t help it. I just can’t believe you did that. 

What are you talking about? Pshhh, I did not accidentally steal an iPad from the Apple Company! --shut the fuck up, Jack. I’m never telling you squat shit again.

[smhwyatt]

Yeah, I definitely don’t remember you telling me this.

What do you mean? Are you saying I’m not the gayest person you know?

[smhwyatt]

sabrina-rolkins:

I don’t think I’ll ever meet another person like you, Wy. Ever.

Which is exactly the point, Na. So you can remember me always.

[smhwyatt]

ollliverrr:

Him and I went to school in the bad part of San Francisco. Kids throwing shit at teachers was a daily thing that happened. I mean like, when I was in the second grade this one kid meant to throw a stapler at our teacher but ended up hitting me. I needed like two stitches but I survived. 

Oh, alright. That sounds reasonable. Some poor kid painted the walls during second year once and we never saw her again.