Tea and Crumpets

trans female, big ol' lesbo, 18+, games & anime and stuff

[rnismatch]

womb tattoo on forehead because mind pregnate with ideas

[curioscurio]

^^ Zeus 25 minutes before Athena c-sections herself outta the back of his skull spinnin like a beyblade

[notswush]

What? Huh? You want me to stop? Sorry my ears don't work too good and I can't hear you over the wet slapping. The fish? You don't like it when I hit you with the fish? Why?

[enki2]

[ovur]

You're gonna let somebody with an outside cat talk to you that way....?

[cbrcbbr]

what if……. tlt as silly game….

[winningmachine]

Who else up thinking about bjj black belt craig jones saying You can give anyone steroids. Despite our best efforts we are yet to give anyone autism.

[egberts]

youtuber with a beard merch be like *silhouette of a beard*

[angelhive]

When it shpuld be a silhouette of a cock...

[froganalogue]

?

[angelhive]

Whats not clicking

[artofriot]

[amishsicario]

[seymour-butz-stuff]

Oh no they have to work for a living now instead of just exploiting people how horrible for them

[greatcheshire]

I’d like to submit my application for the role of “person whose job it is to draw the creepy child drawings in horror films”

[diabetic-best-bi]

@guiltiest-gear

[dykealloy]

what are the rules for breakfast today?

[nyctosaurid]

did it work

[nicolas-px]

[wonderful-disney-recpies]

Roquefort - Aristocats Milk and Crackers

“I’m this world its kill or be killed.” - Roquefort

WHAT YOU’LL NEED

1 Milk

1 Cracker

2 Ambiens

HOW TO MAKE IT

Combine

Follow for more magical Disney Recipes!

[fakehistory]

Philadelphians refilling the earths core with Cheez Whiz during the Great Cheez Whiz shortage of 1912

[whirligig-girl]

[antimony-ore]

Get DRINKED (don't tell the Philadelphians)

[dankxsinatra]

Flooflers

[maestrosigma]

excellent names on the enemy team tonight

[bairenalenko]