Smiling Slowly

[notchicken]

I hate the internet. I hate how this poem doesn’t need to be finished but it has 13.9k retweets and 21.1k likes. Everyone knows how this poem ends and I hate it

[notflint]

[thirstywhitedad]

[thatsthat24]

Narrating People’s Lives: A Totally Truthful Tale! 📚 (Maybe that one was too far fetched XD)

[cacklefvck-archive]

this is,,, precious???

[furrypost-generator]

someone in Congress is a furry and we’ll never find out who

[alexisokay]

Or will we

[banshees-deactivated20180812]

i ate chef boyardee and began to cry bro that shit was so bad… i had noodles i could have eaten those

[banshees-deactivated20180812]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Beautiful. (via VBagate)

[purgeyouanimos]

[commanderholly-deactivated20180]

That possum is straight up casting a spell. 

[angrbodaironwood]

Watch as I bewitch this raccoon.

[weavemama]

THIS IS THE BEST USAGE OF MEMES I’VE EVER SEEN 

[jaidefinichon]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

theyre happy to see each other

[tchaikovsgay]

local homo goes shopping

[euph-emism]

IS THIS WALMART

[tchaikovsgay]

I’m a gal on a budget

[ramonindustries]

Wentworth Miller: You asked for it! I will now share my favorite joke ever.

[my-chemical-collision]

Brb mcrying

[cheaphalloweencostume]

speaking of hot topic the inactive register just had tiny text that danced across the screen and said “hert terpic” and I felt like I was seeing a ghost

[thatsthat24]

How to Ask for a Ride 🚙

[alotofcoolchicksoutthere-deacti]

this is my favorite thing ever

[hockey-time-machine]

fun fact: a Zamboni leaking transmission fluid looks a lot like a hit and run crime scene

[alicediavore]

WHERE´S FRANCIS

[yarenaykir]

[port-demon-deactivated20211101]

@mykinkisfriendship

[babyanimalgifs]