vienna waits for you

• lindsay • 19 • composer • dog worshiper • • kansas city•

[varusteleka]

sitting on and touching warm rocks…………. now thats the good stuff…….

[diamondguls]

Are you….. A reptile ?

[nyanbinyuri]

what are you a cop? mind your business 

[autisticqueen]

people who make fun of autistic people are no longer allowed to use slime, weighted blankets, stress balls, or anything similar that originated and/or was popularized by the autistic community.

[j-sprrr]

i very much agree, however, may i also propose:

[literallyaflame]

“wait so are u gen z or a millennial” dude idk i was born in 1997, everyone has an opinion about what generation i should be in except me. i don’t really remember the 90s cause i was too busy being born and shitting myself, but i remember dialup internet and shit. idk dude i’m so tired, like, i’m only legally old enough to drink as of a few months ago but im somehow already thousands of dollars in debt

[dingdongyouarewrong]

the struggles of the zillennials 

[awesome-picz]

Dangerous Dogs Behind “Beware Of Dog” Signs.

[setheverman]

lmao ain’t that the guy from star wars?

[unofficially-nasa]

This is one of those pictures that the more you look at it the worse it gets

[sizvideos]

The dog selling hot dogs prank - Watch the video

[chandra-nalaar]

finally a respectable merchant

[motherhenna]

i trust him

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This is the kind of excellent local business that we should support with our money

I hope this dog is doing well and will be able to turn this into a franchise

[cryoverkiltmilk]

my favorite thing is the look on their faces when they realize they got the correct order

[brainstatic]

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

[queenrinacat]

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.

[the-star-holder]

My expectations weren’t met, they were exceeded.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[rinasaurusrex]

Bold of you to assume there will be icebergs by 2022

[capacity]

Us after reading this caption

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

Honestly, tea. I’ve lived here my whole life and I have never once known what my total is gonna be at the register. Total fucking mystery.

[2-face]

im an ex-american living in new zealand for the past two years and it still never fails to blow my mind that i can take a $2 coin, walk up to a counter with two $1 items, and perform the expected transaction

[greekedtext]

this callout is completely deserved

[j6]

[maisonderriere]

[rubyvroom]

this was 20 years ago and nothing’s changed

[libertarian--princess-deactivat]

Unfortunately

[iztac-coatl-deactivated20190408]

[wassup-bihh-deactivated20180425]

Duh… wtf yu think it’s so many Spanish street names lol

[caliphorniaqueen]

^ and whole cities. Los Angeles? San Francisco? lol

[fancandy77]

^ and states. Colorado? Nevada?

[drankinwatahmelin]

Imagine believing whites are the rightful owners of a bunch of places they cant even pronounce properly

[wackywizardz]

Visit Original Link

[cowboysuggest]

this is gorgeous im literally gonna cry i love you so much op thank you for saving my life

[veryfunnymemes]

[mauveflwrs]

Cy Twombly - Untitled (1961)

[worldfastcararchived]

[turing-tested]

my favorite thing is when you pick up an animal and you look them in the eyes and you can tell nothings going on behind them. you look at them and theres just elevator music. stupid animals really are like the fucking best, the lights are on but no one is home

[griffinmcelroyspisskink-remade]

that also happens when u pick me up and look into my eyes

[iguanamouth]

[unicornempire]

I. Love this. 

Love it.

Oh my god

yes.

[defilerwyrm]

This is it, I found it, the funniest post on this entire godsforsaken website