Allegory, Allegorier, Allegoriest

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

wtf uma musume is an isekai for dead racehorses????

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

imagine peacing out at the glue factory and then you miraculously wake up and look like this

[lunaticobscurity]

[thebiscuiteternal]

[obstinaterixatrix]

#the funny side effect is the anime is actually a really good sports anime with no fanservice #because they don't want to tarnish the horse images as per ip agreement

[evilkitten3]

you mean to tell me that rule 34 can only be subverted by the fucking mafia

[shitacademicswrite]

[mousenemy]

[funnytwittertweets]

[superskaian]

rayne what’s homestuck about?

[shitcompactor-deactivated202012]

[radiofreederry]

Yo mr white I want you to serve as a major figure in my child’s life and potentially take them in if I am incapacitated or deceased bitch

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

i love youtube comments

[coffeephilter]

Sothis just wants those two self sacrificing dumbasses to wear better armour  everyone failed their exams bc not a single one of them could focus in class

im on the twitter now too

[toweabulb]

i’m sorry this will never not be so fucking funny to me

[melonyswife]

computer open.

computer shpw me fortnite milfs.

[campyvillain]

hi I’m the computer. You’re not getting that.

[frootrollup1-deactivated2022080]

[oooocleo]

extremely on brand sketch commission for 9ofsw0rds@twitter 🤲

[jame7t]

Before we were dating my partner had a fantasy of finding out that I would cum in the fries where I worked, then going there and eating the cum fries. Thought you should know this considering the McDonald's Cum Fries post. Also sorry for telling you that.

Does this look like a confessional

[probertson]

A fine selection

[athetos]

They just don’t assassinate politicians like they used to anymore

[kairenn-n]

yes, babe, you're sick and twisted, will you come back to bed- what? yes, of course you're evil and irredeemable. now can you please cuddle with me

[porkue-deactivated20230306]

I'm gonna be thinking about this all day

[acybernetickiwi]

If you deadname someone in the death note it kills you

[jin-ei]

In one of the Death Note live action movies (I think it was Light Up the New World), a man changes his name after harboring guilt about past crimes and trying to atone (not even answering to that name). He's only killed after his new name gets put in the book, since he shed his old name.

Man wasn't trans, but if the logic applied to him, logic should apply to trans people too!

[randomgermancupcake]

This rule implies that birth names are not necessarily the names given to you at birth.

That means you can change your name or consider yourself to have a new name and the death note recognizes it.

Death Note is an ally.

[gordon-freeman-official]

Diversity win! this Death Note kills trans people but doesn’t deadname them!