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just remember; i wasn’t always like this. just remember; my thoughts weren’t always to kill. just remember; i was human before i was a monster. — just remember; i’m not human any more damon salvatore. selective.est. nov 2013. by sam.

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damon has moved over here !

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   ❛    i take it the  ANIMAL ATTACKS  here happen often ,  huh ?    ❜  

@wolfcrosse

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woof

    ❛    the hell do you want  ?  i don’t carry a CHEW TOY around with me.  ❜  

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normal people don't lie down in the middle of the street on dark stormy nights, you walking cliché

  ❛   A WALKING CLICHE  ?   says the teenager in a jean jacket over top of a t-shirt with a vintage logo.  couldn’t point you out in a crowd of teenage boys if i TRIED.  ❜

[abbiejeankane]

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wolfcrosse.

     ❛   people USUALLY say THANKS when they get help . it’s one word , it’s easy to remember .   ❜ 

     ❛   is it in the dictionary  ?  lets see               ❜

he lifts his hand  ,  pretending to hold an actual dictionary.  fingers filter through invisible pages before the book shuts.

    ❛   hmmm  ,  NOPE  ,  looks like it isn’t in my edition  !   ❜

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what hair products do you use ? b/c they're terrible. you should switch

    ❛    you know  ,  i think you’re right.  i’ve been using your mother’s BLOOD a bit too long.  care to share some of yours  ?   ❜

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    ❛    what am i doing ?  what are you doing butting into stranger’s lives ?     ❜

@wolfcrosse.

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        ❛     caroline  ,  i know you think EVERYONE cares about your perfect little be-who-you-wanna-be-barbie girl life  ...  but i don’t.   never will.   great talk.  ❜

@objectivelyhot

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gently cradles @girlmartyr

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remember that one time you got run over ? good times, right ?

     “   i don’t have to take ridicule from infants.   ”

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comeonpouty:

Damon I’m So Done With Your Shit Salvatore

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absumpsi replied to your post

our muses are so i like i crey evry tim

damaged drinking buddies, i always have a position open for those. ill make the offer.

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profanearts.

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   ❛  they make for easier company than the actual living .  ❜

     “                   so if you had to talk to a zombie or a human, you’d pick a zombie, right  ?  ”

[braterinapetrova-blog]

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braterinapetrova:

oh, good god – let me give you my life.

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absumpsi replied to your post

TWINSIES

WELCOME TO THE SUFFERING TRAIN!!

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