Smith College Coffee Confidential

recording the uniquely horrible taste of smith college's coffee 5 days a week

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2/28/18

friend describing my coffee-drinking face: disgusted. EXTREMELY disgusted. sad. morose. sickened. beautiful. flawless. perfect

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2/27/18

yall ever licked an old fridge

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2/26/18

blood of judas, communion of betrayal

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2/23/18

with them fockin coffee boots bitch disgosting

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2/21/18

SIN! SIN!!!!!!!!!!!

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2/20/18

day 278: my friends have deserted me for the sweeter scents, but i alone will contain this beast. the coffee must not Escape

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2/17/18

the weary wolves circle me like the motherfuckers they are.

“Back! Back!” I slosh my foul cup of joe towards them

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2/12/18

HHHHRRUUGGGGHHHHHHHHUUuUuuUUUggggGGGGHhhhHHHH

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2/11/18

death approaches on a dark tide. i taste it on the wind, now and forever.

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2/8/18

the coffee leaps from my mouth exclaiming “UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN!”

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1/19/18

today’s flavor: regret

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12/11/17

this coffee tastes like...... if obama was disappointed in me

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12/8/17

my blessings retracted, my crops wither on the stalk

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12/7/17

TASTES LIKE COFFEE! TASTES LIKE COFFEE!!

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12/5/17

fermented ass juice

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12/4/17

death breaks itself upon my body, upon my shores. the bitter tides rush towards me

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11/30/17

I HAVE BROKEN THRU

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I HAVE TOUCHED THE COFFEE DIMENSION