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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Cosimo Galluzzi
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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Andulka
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YOU ARE THE REASON
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
cherry valley forever
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard
Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex
Things I hope Tommy Arnold's announcement/merch drop will be:
- a life size cardboard cut out of Gideon Nav
- one of those grow-a-dinosaur capsules that dissolves in water except it's grow-an-Alecto
- finger puppets of Jod and the Lyctors
- a crank up Jack-in-the-box but it's a Babs-in-a-coffin
- two packs of cigarettes and a purple tie
- a mini Kiriona Gaia pocket Jesus
- real genuine can of harrow marrow soup that sets off Geiger counters
- a Polly pocket compact replica of Canaan House
- Front Line Titties of the Ninth pinup calender
fuck I want a life sized cardboard cutout of Gideon Nav
They just invented the world’s fastest sandwich. They’re calling it the autobáhn mì
forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.
the second eel at the end in its little cuck shelter 💜
eel deets from @whitefangthefightingwolf
I don’t care if Monday’s yuck
Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck
Thursday maybe eat a duck
It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck
*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil
I have found the text messages with my partner from when I first read through The Locked Tomb
book 1
book 2
book 3
yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes
“there’s that penny again, pa!”
this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes
I sincerely hope that the OP realizes that gramma was very likely quoting that cartoon.
the cartoon that was drawn and posted based on my post? probably not, but i guess we can never know
Weatherman discovers his monitor has a touch screen
you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.
Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now
by Laerte Coutinho
btw this is laerte. She is 73 now! Making art and being happy! It's never too late to transition
Broccoli Knuckle Duster by David Delahunty
spinach hats
in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY
Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...
Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).
happy first day of pride everyone
in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY
Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...
Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).
happy first day of pride everyone
