mister doctor professor patrick

butts

[tossingtelevisions]

Bitch WHAT THE FUCK

[theradicalace]

what the FUCK

[emiria]

???!!!!??

[rexpinn-deactivated20190705]

Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck

[exomoon]

i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes

[goldnpoc]

I’m the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

So….do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?

[advanced-procrastination]

MAGIC TRICKS ARE SIMPLY SLEIGHT OF HAND, USING REDIRECTION TO TAKE YOUR FOCUS OFF THE THING THEYRE MANIPULATING. THAT IS NOT THIS. IT SEEMS LIKE IT AT FIRST BUT THEN HE STARTS DOING THIS SHIT IN PLAIN SIGHT, AND LETTING US ACTUALLY SEE THE SHIT TRANSFORMING AND CHANGING PLACES. THIS ISN’T SLEIGHT OF HAND.

THIS ISN’T A MAGIC TRICK. ITS JUST FUCKING MAGIC.

[quousque]

???? what??? the fuck???????

[deepfriedfuckpotato-deactivated]

“Oh, I think I see the moments there where the actual transfer is happening, but he’s really good at it,” I thought at first. 

Promptly followed by, “Wait what the fuck what the FUCK”

[spocksplum]

Mmm bruh this guy needs to be arrested by wizard police for violation of the statute of secrecy

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

[bampajangs-deactivated20191208]

when dogs say boof instead of barkin reblog if u agree

[ruinedchildhood]

[twitterlols]

[gif87a-com]

A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

[eue]

THIS IS SO CUTE SHE JUST LANDS ON THE BILL AND IS LIKE :/

[totalariana]

I’m such a fan of low soft lighting like turn off that room light and turn on a lamp bitch

[cgpjokes]

[ruinedchildhood]

what’s going on

[mulaneysbutt]

i’m basically everyone in this

[394627486283962718494]

White girl, Disney channel, wasn’t Miley Cyrus, her name was Liz…

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

Lizzie McGuire

[394627486283962718494]

Lizzie McGuire

[saddest-cat-hours]

Tbh I don’t understand why ppl do this

[alwaysmoneyinthebnanastand-deac]

[weloveshortvideos]

How beef should be handled

[doubleicon]

this something a leo would do

[teriyaki-bastard]

So I went to Ikea

[whoishaz-deactivated20210126]

@taxidermystarfox

[agent-pink]

you know a story is gonna be good if it starts with “so i went to ikea..”

[thatsthat24]

Did Ben Wyatt make this video??

[aubreyysplazas]

An important video of Avan Jogia pronouncing his full name on snapchat

[bob-belcher]

¿Sacaste la carne? Ay voy en camino. 

 Did you take out the meat? I’m on my way.

[lordendsavior]

[sebastianstansjawline]

springinstep:

warpedchyld:

kotorno:

asiula5:

It’s been 3 years and it’s still one of my favourite moments in British television of this decade. Ladies and gentlemen, Jack Whitehall and James Corden (from The Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2012)

WHAT EVEN

The British have never given a fuck and do not plan to start any time soon.

This is how I am going to live my 2017

[nanajitter]

#“it’s like a couple of lords have rocked up to pizza hut.”

[kaprika]

You don’t have to suck cocks to get rid of people