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richiestrongisback

Jingle balls

memeguy-com

geekandmisandry

Wow, I had no idea Satan was so knowledgeable and generous with his time.

#TeamSatan

bear-eggs

Can satan come teach a class at my school

prokopetz

Amusingly, among the Western European demon-conjuring cults of the 16th Century, many demons were greatly valued for their skill as teachers, often to the point that grimoires would place greater emphasis on the subjects each demon was qualified to teach than on their supernatural powers.

For example, this guy?

Teaches moral philosophy.

And this creepy dude?

He’s your astronomy professor.

Seriously, look this stuff up some time - it’s wild.

cheesedeity

I now want a comic or cartoon series about demon teachers and their human students. Not sure if it should be college or high school.

prokopetz

“Aw, man - I got Professor Lionwheel. I hear if you fail his exams, he eats your legs.”

“Yeah, but he’s supposed to be really good about keeping regular office hours.”

“Huh. Sort of a trade-off, really.”

carbysorangeshirt

i don’t think anyone fully understands how iconic of a film the princess diaries truly is. everything in that film is iconic. the apartment/firehouse. the scooters as a method of transportation. “get off the grass” in 4 languages. “please don’t crush my soy nuts.” the mustang. the weird neighbor who writes poetry. the m&ms on the keyboard and the pizza. “it’s a wango?” lily’s otter backpack. the whole paolo makeover sequence. every foot pop. stop me i could go on forever the princess diaries is so iconic it’s on the same level of iconography as star wars (1977)

neoluxure

starwarsmlm-deactivated20160831

twitter: #GiveElsaAGirlfriend #MakePoeGay #GiveCaptainAmericaABoyfriend

disney:

bbcthree

We saw that #GiveCaptainAmericaABoyfriend was trending on Twitter and thought… doesn’t he already have one?

aheartofgold

did bbcthree just make a rom com au stucky fanvid?

old-songs

the only cheat is that there is sam wilson in the cover image and none in the boyfr category i protest

superhumandisasters

I’m still trying to absorb the knowledge that BBC3 and SKY had/are having a Cap shipwar on Twitter. And how that is a sentence I just typed.

kittyseb

Is this real life?

talesofarentboy-blog

angelicgarnet-moved

things i love about cats

when they run across the house at full speed for no reason

when they sneak up on u and start sniffing u and their whiskers tickle u

when u close the door to keep them out of ur room and they stick their paws under the door

the little butt wiggle before they pounce on something

their tiny sneezes

when u put a bag or a towel on their head and they start walking backwards

the thing they do with their ears when they hear a loud noise

to-a-merrier-world

@twinsmaximcff

espartilhos-deactivated20190619

nephilimdaily

@matthewdaddario: A pack-a alpaca. Note: some alpaca do not appreciate head pats

emoboyfriend

I really hope the silver/gray hair trend is making sweet old ladies feel better about their gray hair. I really really do.

legislacerator

just so you all know – i’m a hairstylist and i can tell you for certain that it is. :)

whenever a senior woman with gray/silver/white hair sits in my chair i always tell her it’s lovely (which it is!) and i’ve had numerous conversations with elderly women about how their hair color is “popular with the young folks these days!”

one woman with white hair said to me before that she’s been getting a lot more compliments about her hair from people my age (i’m in my twenties) and that it’s made her feel so good about “the hair that god gave her”. a few other older women have joked that the kids these days only wish they could have colored hair “as beautiful as [their] natural hair!”

a lot of women with white/silver/grey hair are very self-conscious about it and so many of them have told me honestly that this trend has made them feel so much more proud of their hair.