shiposting

quality shitpost content

[genebelcher]

[m-steraquasgf-restinpeace]

okay but if you’re ever in london and you have the chance to see a shakespeare play performed at the globe theatre itself DO IT even if you don’t think you’d dig shakespeare

if you need convincing here are a few highlights from when my family and i went to see the official globe theatre production of a midsummer night’s dream:

they cast helena as a guy (helenus), first of all. they took a straight love square between two girls and two guys and made it a love square between a girl and three guys, only one of which was white. both sets of couples get happy endings and it’s fuckin adorable

it was reimagined with an indian setting

puck had a water pistol and kept shooting at the audience

historical accuracy?? who cares everyone’s gonna dress like a modern hipster teenager

bottom and his acting troupe sung bon jovi

oh yeah also the acting troupe were reimagined as globe theatre employees with delusions of acting skills

hermia and helenus sung single ladies by beyonce

innuendos. innuendoes everywhere

oberon walked onstage for the fight between oberon and titania drunk with a half-empty bottle of schweppes

lysander spent a significant length of time in the play wandering around in just boxers and a leather jacket

oberon made out with puck

demetrius dabbed

[mousedear]

its what shakespeare would have wanted

[lgbtloudhouse]

A trend on how to survive in a stampede. Very important.

[mrninjafist]

[heteromale-deactivated20141202]

this girl that sits with me was complaining..about another girl. because she likes the same band as her “but doesn’t dress like it” so obviously she doesn’t really listen to them

how do you DRESS like the music you listen to??? 

[needlekind]

as an imagine dragons fan i am never seen not in a full dragon costume

[transient-dreams]

as an arctic monkeys fan this is me

[theexfiles-deactivated20190101]

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

[bekstek]

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

cracks me up every time

[daddykong]

Having a thrussy fetish makes you a neckromancer

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

[mrskandymandy]

I CANNOT stand yall.

[weavemama]

kermit really is that bitch…… he went from crying in showers and talking to negative inner monologues to running freely in a dandelion field,,…i’m tryna be on this level

[hartbreakk]

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

I'm 14 and my Thrussy has not bled yet, is that okay?

i’m deleting bye

[caden]

Me: gosh I’m so stressed I–

AP student: don’t talk to me about stress😩😫. I have to study for five AP–

Student athlete: you don’t know the grind 😤😤 keep it 💯we work for everything we–

Musical theater kid: work?? Try having tech week 🎭🎭the same time as midterms🙀🙀–

Horse girl: Huh? What? I could hear you I was too busy riding HORSES

[trashpawz]

This post has barely entered my life but I already feel the effects of the curse it placed on me

[meanplastic]

[sevimliucube-deactivated2021051]

[sadvampirx-deactivated20170728]

[mohicaaa]

[mxnrique]

[respectfulmemes]