White Chase Smoker

Tashigi called me lung cancer patient.

[smoker-official]

Hi. It’s me. I was told that I should get on here, though I am not sure why. I’m not excited for whats to come.

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Posts: #Smoking

Reblogs: #Blows Smoke In Your Face

Ask's: #Cigarette Buddies

Chatting with others: #Interactions

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Mod uses He/She and is a minor. Please don’t be too crazy explicit, though lightly suggestive is okay. Third ask blog ever!!! I run @borsalino-official and that might be more fun to some, but I also run @gunko-official

Of course, all my answers are in character! Any mean responses are not meant to be taken seriously. He can also be straightforward so yes he won’t sugar coat things.

Mods account: @deadlylawful

[rosinante-official]

If you think you look cool smoking in the rain

It's only you, I look horrible, my make-up is destroyed

[smoker-official]

Hah. Loser.

[smoker-official]

This heat reminds me of Alabasta. Ah memories.

[portgas-official]

he wants me

[smoker-official]

Now I didn’t say all that.

[smoker-official]

This heat reminds me of Alabasta. Ah memories.

[tashigi-official]

Phew finally got away from that white haired weirdo...

where am I..?

[smoker-official]

Gotcha!

[ He grabs her, but not roughly obviously. He just put his hands on her shoulders gently. ]

Don’t run off like that alone, kid. Especially if you have no idea where you’re going.

Now, do you know where you live? I could take you to your home.

[tashigi-official]

WHAT!? How did you find me so fast?

Let me go!! What do you even want with me??

[smoker-official]

Don’t ask how, and I just want to keep you safe! It’s my job as a Marine, and also you’re a child alone, it’s unsafe. So will you stop freaking out?!

[tashigi-official]

Oh you're a marine? why didnt you say so? 'll stop freaking out now. even if you dont really look like one.

I'm Tashigi! Whats your name?

[smoker-official]

Of course that what makes you calm down. Ugh… my name’s Smoker. Now, lets get you home.

[tashigi-official]

Smoker? Thats an... interesting name.

[She grabs smokers hand, allowing him to lead the way.]

Let's go!

[smoker-official]

Yep, I’m aware. It’s not the first time someone has told me that before, y’know.

[ Sighing, he starts to walk to where he lives. ]

[smoker-official]

𝜗ৎ A marine! Could you help me please..? Im lost…

Tugging at him…and slipping his wallet out of his pocket

Please Mr…

@nami-san-official

I should not be trusted with these kids…hey wait aren’t you—never mind.

You can call me Smoker. Do you know where you live? I can take you there.

[nami-san-official]

I live at Cocoyasi Village, it’s…a way away from here-

Stops tugging at him and hides her hands behind her back

You got a cool name, Smoker! My names Nami! Also. you reek of cigarettes…you really live up to your name, huh Mr?

[smoker-official]

The nerve-Okay, well. I guess I do.

Anyways, that is really far away from here, uh..what do you think about going to a kindergarten instead?

[smoker-official]

𝜗ৎ A marine! Could you help me please..? Im lost…

Tugging at him…and slipping his wallet out of his pocket

Please Mr…

@nami-san-official

I should not be trusted with these kids…hey wait aren’t you—never mind.

You can call me Smoker. Do you know where you live? I can take you there.

[smoker-official]

Mr. Smoker sir! Good day, I'm a journalist for the World Economy News Paper! And I-! uh- is that a kid with you sir...?

…Don’t worry about it. She’s fine right here…kind of..

[emtearzz]

Ah- well I was wondering if you and Miss Tashigi were open to an interview! If you have the time. I'm writing an article on the motivations and drives of those in the Marines!

[smoker-official]

An interview? Uh- sure. Maybe some other time though because Tashigi is sort of…busy.

[tashigi-official]

Phew finally got away from that white haired weirdo...

where am I..?

[smoker-official]

Gotcha!

[ He grabs her, but not roughly obviously. He just put his hands on her shoulders gently. ]

Don’t run off like that alone, kid. Especially if you have no idea where you’re going.

Now, do you know where you live? I could take you to your home.

[tashigi-official]

WHAT!? How did you find me so fast?

Let me go!! What do you even want with me??

[smoker-official]

Don’t ask how, and I just want to keep you safe! It’s my job as a Marine, and also you’re a child alone, it’s unsafe. So will you stop freaking out?!

[tashigi-official]

Oh you're a marine? why didnt you say so? 'll stop freaking out now. even if you dont really look like one.

I'm Tashigi! Whats your name?

[smoker-official]

Of course that what makes you calm down. Ugh… my name’s Smoker. Now, lets get you home.

[smoker-official]

Checking in on Tashigi! How is she? Have you fed her? Has she had any water? Are you remembering to NOT smoke around her?

She’s uh… she’s pretty annoying right now. So I haven’t exactly done anything with her yet. But no, I have not smoked around her!

[tashigi-official]

Phew finally got away from that white haired weirdo...

where am I..?

[smoker-official]

Gotcha!

[ He grabs her, but not roughly obviously. He just put his hands on her shoulders gently. ]

Don’t run off like that alone, kid. Especially if you have no idea where you’re going.

Now, do you know where you live? I could take you to your home.

[tashigi-official]

WHAT!? How did you find me so fast?

Let me go!! What do you even want with me??

[smoker-official]

Don’t ask how, and I just want to keep you safe! It’s my job as a Marine, and also you’re a child alone, it’s unsafe. So will you stop freaking out?!

[jjenzoid]

i freaking loved when they had their bodies swapped look at my goobers

[smoker-official]

Mr. Smoker sir! Good day, I'm a journalist for the World Economy News Paper! And I-! uh- is that a kid with you sir...?

…Don’t worry about it. She’s fine right here…kind of..

[tashigi-official]

Phew finally got away from that white haired weirdo...

where am I..?

[smoker-official]

Gotcha!

[ He grabs her, but not roughly obviously. He just put his hands on her shoulders gently. ]

Don’t run off like that alone, kid. Especially if you have no idea where you’re going.

Now, do you know where you live? I could take you to your home.

[smoker-official]

if ur French can u French kiss me oui oui

~ 🪶

I’ve had a long day. Sure.

[tashigi-official]

!!!BOOM!!!

Tashigi is now 12 years old! (for however long the mod wants)

w-what?

Hello??

[koby-official]

@smoker-official i know she said you should never have a child, but…..

[smoker-official]

And she is right. Ugh… okay.

Hey Tashi—kiddo, do you uh… want a cigarette?

[tashigi-official]

WHAT?

STRANGER DANGER!! THIS MAN IS TRYING TO GIVE ME DRUGS!!

[Runs off]

[smoker-official]

NO WAIT KID DON’t RUN AWAY! God damn it… [sigh]

I’m not even a stranger.

[smoker-official]

// TASHIGI MOD MAKING HER ICON KUINA WITH GLASSES IS SO EVIL. OH MY GOD 😭