the mentalist starter sentences
"I'm sorry. He irks me. He's irksome."
"You're so twisted up in your own dishonesty that you have no idea how to act like a decent human being."
"Well, you date pregnant hookers and your dinosaur eats grass!"
"I can't imagine waking up knowing that I won't see you."
"He stood in my office, looked me in the eye, and lied to me, and I bought it."
"You don't give a damn about what I want or need. I am just a convenience for you. You use me. It's all about you."
"You're acting cool about stuff I know you can't be cool with."
"I wouldn't be where I am today if it weren't for you."
"You are a terrible liar. I like that in a man."
"Even a broken clock gets to be right twice a day."
"Knowing what people secretly want is what I do."
"So we agree. I won't tell anyone if you don't."
"If there's one thing this job kills inside, it's a sense of trust."
"I understand you very well. Better than you do yourself."
"If I can't live on my terms, I'm in prison anyway."
"I'm not going to drop everything just because you decided to come back."
"I'm done with that life. I did what I had to do, and I've moved on."
"Turns out being understood is an underrated pleasure."
"Being sorry is far worse punishment than being dead."
"You're exactly the kind of man that does terrible things to women."
"Believe me, no matter how this turns out, I've made worse mistakes."
"He's either a habitual liar telling the truth, or an honest man lying."
"Trying to hide the truth chips away at your spirit."
"I didn't steal them. I rescued them from a terrible fate."
"You're the poster girl for the NRA."
"What's going on with you? Couldn't sit down, can't stay still. Guilt conscience?"
"What can I say? I always had a thing for the smart guys."
"You clean up very nicely, if you don't mind me saying so."
"If there's one thing I can't tolerate, it's cheap imitations of my work."
"Three hours of brooding silence and then sarcasm. It's like we're married."
"What are you, like, five? A little patience here."
"Your taste for bad boys is a sad relic of your childhood mistreatment. No need to pick it back up again."
"You know that game that kids play? My dad can beat up your dad? No one ever played that with me."
"I have to kill you, but I'm doing it from a place of love."
"You look beautiful, like a princess. An angry little princess."
"Could've been worse. I could have married him."
"You should have gone to jail, you miserable sleazebag."
"Okay, you know what. You're a wicked charlatan and you're going to hell."
"Planning is easy. Reality's a lot harder."
"I was thinking love is strange. Then I was thinking about a sandwich."
"That man has the conscience of a mollusk."
"You'll be fine. Just don't be yourself."
"Really, really dead. Wicked Witch of the West dead."
"You recognized my footsteps. That's weird."
"You're very invested in this 'man in the iron face' routine, aren't you? I bet I could make you cry like a baby."
"I swear sometimes I think you need medication."
"I don't even need my gun, I can just hit you with my chair."
"I need you to visit me. It's really important, I need to see you. Also a blueberry muffin."
"The closest a man should come to touching a fitted sweater is helping a woman out of one."
"Are we sleeping together?"
"We all have to make hard choices. It doesn't make me evil."
"You've got a 'bad news' expression on your face."
"Deep down inside, you're a cruel man, aren't you?"
"I know, I know. You don't know whether to hug me or hit me."
"Don't try to divert me with insults."
"I didn't say I never did anything bad. I just never got caught."
"He's like you. He's all fierce on the outside and a softy on the inside and he's got this squishy little face."
"I just had a thoughtless impulse or an inspired hunch. I'm not sure which yet."
"Handcuffs, the latest educational tool."
"If you try to question her, or even talk to her, I will hurt you badly."
"I've been beaten far worse for a lot less."
"If you don't get the bad guy, then what's the point of all this?"
"Your temples are pulsing like some weird undersea creature. If that's not anger, you should see a doctor."
"She believes, poor soul, in a benevolent universe."
"He's like a drunk uncle."
"It's not gambling if you know you're going to win."
"Hell hath no fury like a slut outflanked."
"Will you please eat that like a normal human being and not a sea lion?"
"In case you haven't noticed, healing isn't my strong suit."
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