Meditate And Destroy

I treat the art of self sabotage like its a party trick and I just want to be the cool kid again.

[dopeybeauty]

jiminy cricket kinkshaming various disney characters on the house of mouse

this was an actual episode

[gozdendusmustanri]

[weaponizedsymbols-deactivated20]

Cleanliness is merely the art of deliberate action.

[alwaysbewoke]

purest moment in tv history….

[imleft-handed-deactivated202011]

I fucking miss Uncle Phil man 😥🤧

[kimreesesdaughter]

I miss the freedom TV shows had in the 90s to do random shit like this. 

[hoursuponseconds]

Jean-Michel Basquiat (December 22, 1960 - August 12, 1988)

[li0nhat-deactivated20130428]

[dietchola-deactivated20140210]

JESUS CHRIST

[amoregrande]

“I’m a horrible father”

[latenightalaska]

THE BEST PART IS THE GIRL IN THE MIDDLE JUST SO DONE

AND THE FACT THAT THIS FAMILY IS MORE MULTI CULTURAL THAN A PUBLIC SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS TEXTBOOK

[cousinnick]

The girl in the middle is just like “Damn it, Dad.”

[smokeskeyswalletphone]

writing vs brain

me: all right! time to get some writing done!

brain: we can't.

me: um?

brain: the stars are not in alignment for this chapter.

me: meaning..?

brain: something is wrong with the last thing you wrote that's going to matter down the line, and unless you fix it now, whatever you do next won't work.

me: right, okay, cool! what needs fixing?

brain: I don't know.

me: what

brain: look, my knowledge of the problem is a wave-and-particle dealie. I can know that there's an error or I can know what needs to happen, but I can't know both at once.

me: UM.

brain: we totes fucked up, tho

me: ...

brain: it's fine! just let it percolate, I'll figure it out.

me: have you ever heard of this thing

me: it's called a DEADLINE

me: and WE HAVE ONE

me: SOON

brain: ...

brain: new thought who dis

[vojun]

[kesal-blog]

never loved a gif so much

[cocktailqueen]

this is kinda creepy tho

[semasiological]

The story behind this painting is very interesting, though.  The artist’s mother was very sick, so the house was always filled a suffocating silence.  This painting depicts him wanting to scream, but having to be silent, hence the anguished expression.  In the whole painting you see figures in the background, one of which is his sister.

[honeymoonfairyy]

by the time Edvard Munch painted The Scream, his mother (as well as one of his sisters) had died from tuberculosis. his father passed from a heart condition and his other sister was admitted into an insane asylum. while some people think this painting is a self portrait, it is lead to be believed that it is a combination of both Munch and his sick sister whose asylum was located near the environment of the painting.

some choose to believe that The Scream depicts the sounds coming from the local asylum while others think it depicts the psychological turmoil of dealing with insanity. either way, it is a truly haunting piece.

[xuoo]

ART HISTORY

[purpleacronym]

wow

[smokeskeyswalletphone]

I miss vincent

[smokeskeyswalletphone]

I tell my friends I love them because I never want them to think that no one cares. Because crying at 5 am because you feel ao utterly alone...sucks. So I give my love away to my friends. I don't think I've ever known how to love myself but maybe one day I wont hate myself.

[reasonsmysoniscrying]

Me: “Tell us a story.” 6yo: “Once upon a time the wolf tried to eat the three little pigs and they POOPED IN HIS FACE!” Wife: “That’s inappropriate at the table.” 6yo: “Sorry. THEY HAD GAS IN HIS FACE!!”

[deeeepsteep]

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, who was officially sworn in on November 4th, 2015, gives a very simple answer as to why he decided to have 15 men and 15 women on his cabinet.

[nicky9door]

[jamesfrancoco]

[pumpingironman]

[sandandglass]

Last Week Tonight s02e29 

“But if we’re going to constantly use mentally ill people to dodge conversations about gun control, then the very least we owe them is a fucking plan.”

[smokeskeyswalletphone]

Recording my spoken word album.