[segamascott]

[coffeeeandbaileys]

when someone dislikes an acclaimed movie i love: you just enjoy being a contrarian

when i dislike an acclaimed movie: i'm the only one who can see the truth

[oneheadtoanother]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

[slimetony]

I got put on the acephobia blacklist for reblogging a joke about the grinch not jerking off

[whereshadowsmakeshadows-deactiv]

Good luck getting into grad school now you bigoted piece of shit

[exxxeter]

[ayatollahsmegmafactory]

[ashleyjizzdale3]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[fairycosmos]

watching dreamily recorded footage of a web forum from 2003

[kushblazer666]

[nitrobishop]

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[beadyeyes]

Welcome to I want u Cafe. You'll be having an iced vanilla latte.

[dorothylarouge]

[valend]

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

[fairycosmos]

not only is it not friday it’s not even thursday. or wednesday

[dorfs]

getting overtaken as a pedestrian: people are seriously so caught up with themselves they can’t get somewhere 30 seconds later

overtaking people: come on girls it’s not a statue garden