Meow Meow

I hate the gays

[smokey-thecat]

Meow

Meow meow (my name is Smokey, and I am the… reluctant feline compatriot of the fellow named Luca Fauntleroy.)

Mmmeow mow mrrp (things I hate: homosexuals, tricksters, and foul prey animals such as birds and mice.)

Mrrow mew meow (things I like: treats, being annoying, violence, and fraud.)

Mmmeow meow mrr meow meow mmmeow (humans I tolerate or otherwise have a connection to: @way2rich4this @teaandcheckmates @isidor-fauntleroy @touched-in-the-head)

🩶// mod here, hi. My main is @pigeonf1sh

All art featured on my blog is mine unless otherwise stated. Please don’t be weird to the cat. Also for the record I am not actually homophobic, this blog is run by a lesbian. Divider credit goes to: @honeyluvsw, banner credit to @thedreamflarealchemist

[smokey-thecat]

A...homophobic cat? That is surely something you don't see every day.

-😒// @nevermore-mourn-official

Mew (perhaps you just don’t know one when you see one.)

[way2rich4this]

Does your cat Smokey love Duke more than you?

Judging by the amount of time they spend together, I'd say so.

He always brings him treats even though I have mentioned how terribly spoiled Smokey already is! I suppose I cannot blame the little dear though, Duke lets him play with even half of his capes (which goes to show the depth of his affection due to tHeM bEinG mAdE fROm tHe FiNeST siLk!!).

Anyhow, I'd say they made an unfortunate dandy little duo.

[smokey-thecat]

Meow! (He is one for dramatics, as am I.)

[smokey-thecat]

i miss you homophobic cat :(

Mmeow (don’t worry, I’m always here. Lurking. Perhaps under your bed throwing up. You never know)

[nevermore-merry-official]

@smokey-thecat this u

[smokey-thecat]

Mew (yes)

[nevermore-merry-official]

🤍//Homophobic cat meets the Monty simp rats?

[nevermore-mourn-official]

😒// @squeak-squeak-bitch @smokey-thecat ?

[smokey-thecat]

🩶// YESSS LMAO

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[has-no-opinions]

I have no opinions on this

[the-comforting-ghoul]

It's alright

[teathattast]

[frostfae-thesoulcrow]

Indeed my friend

[noko-shikanoko-official]

A quite astute observation my dear acquaintance

[drowning-cat-personified]

🐈‍⬛ // @smokey-thecat @way2rich4this

[way2rich4this]

He's always judging me when I speak politely to other men for some reason.. wonder why.

[smokey-thecat]

Mrow (you know why…..)

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[smokey-thecat]

This you?

He hissed, slowly backing away from the image.

Mrr…. (What on god’s green earth is that…..)

[smokey-thecat]

🩶// back on my bullshit. Go, my Smokeys…

[smokey-thecat]

Meow stop hating gays meow

[atlantis-in-nevermore]

WOAH you're a cat for 30 minutes! ≽(•⩊ •マ≼

"Mrrrrow" (What the shit????)

*He proceeds to run to the dorm of the only person he believes to be able to understand cats, and scratch at the door like a madman.... Or well, a mad cat I suppose?*

@drowning-cat-personified

[drowning-cat-personified]

There's a clamor of noise at Pluto's door so he makes his was over and cautiously opens the door. "Hm? What's this?" He's peering down at the face of a small black and white cat.

[atlantis-in-nevermore]

The moment Pluto peeks through the door, Atlantis immediately starts meowing louder.

"MrrrRAAAWaw!! MRRREW!!" (PLUTO!! I'M A CAT SOMEHOW!!)

He does a little circle as he struggles to look up – Pluto's always been taller than him, but fuck, he's a giant now. The ravenette is keeping the door cracked open just enough that Atlantis isn't sure he can get through (he's not sure how cats proportions work anyways), so he presses his two front paws against it and gives a few more scratches in the wood.

"MRRRRRP!" (LET ME IN!)

[smokey-thecat]

*smokey appears behind him, also meowing.*

Mrrrow! (Pluto my good man! Your friend here is in a predicament!)

@drowning-cat-personified

[drowning-cat-personified]

"Wh— Atlantis? How— why are there so many cats at my door?" Pluto opens the door wider letting the two-tone cat (Atlantis???) rush in with Smokey happily troting in after. He looks rather comfortable in the space while the smaller feline paces(?) anxious circles around Pluto's legs. The ravenette is quick to shut his door before bending down and scooping Atlantis(?) into his arms. "What's going on?"

@atlantis-in-nevermore

[atlantis-in-nevermore]

The sensation of being scooped up from the floor and so high into the air is... Strange, to say the least. But he's not about to complain when Pluto is holding him like that. It feels... Nice. Weirdly enough.

"Mrrrrp... Mrraaaaw?" (I've been turned into a cat for... I think this anon said 30 minutes?)

It feels comforting to know Pluto can at least still understand him when his only form of communication is now a bunch of meowing sounds. One of the advantages of hanging out with a cryptid, he supposes.

"Meowwrrrow?" (You wouldn't happen to know how to turn me back into a human, would you?)

@smokey-thecat

[smokey-thecat]

Mrr meow mow… (It’s quite the conundrum. How these “anons” do it, I don’t know. Perhaps they can turn me human for a while, that would be entertaining.)

*he muses, staring thoughtfully at nothing in particular before refocusing.*

Miao! (Anyway, yes, a cure!)

*he taps his little paws and circles around Pluto’s feet.*

@drowning-cat-personified

[drowning-cat-personified]

"Cure—? I didn't even know this was somethin' that could happen." Pluto moves his gaze off of the grey feline circling him and back onto Atlantis. "'M sorry, love." He brings his free hand up and starts scratching at the fur resting between Atlantis's ears— cat ears— his lover is... a cat.

The teasing smile that crawls across his lips probably won't help the situation at all but— well I mean can anyone blame him? "...You're awfully cute like this Atlantis."

@atlantis-in-nevermore

[atlantis-in-nevermore]

Atlantis' attention is diverted from Smokey's movements when he hears Pluto answering to their question. If he still had lips to pout, that's probably what he'd be doing right now, but instead it's his tail who flicks around a few times in annoyance – woah, this is actually really strange, having a tail is... Weird. Whatever. This shouldn't last too long... Right?

"Mrrp..." (Merde...)

The sensation of Pluto's fingers scratching his head takes him out of his thoughts and allow him to relax from the mild panic of being literally turned into a cat. Is this how the ravenette feels when Atlantis pets him? If this is it, then he can understand why the taller man always starts – what the fuck. His chest is rumbling like an airplane engine. Great, this is great – of course that would happen. He's a fucking cat. Gosh, Pluto is never going to stop giving him hell for this, and he can't even care about it that much when he's feeling so comfortable.

The ravenette's words have his tails flicking again and a growl slipping out through the purrs.

"Mrr-rrrowww." (Oh s-shut up. I'm not.)

@smokey-thecat

[smokey-thecat]

Mauw! (What kind of school is this, queer university?!)

Smokey pipes up, likely ruining the moment for the two. He looks up with mild distain.

Mrrow.. (Lord, give me strength.)

🩶// visual representation of Smokey rn

[smokey-thecat]

🩶// human Smokey anon I’m drawing him. So if your ask takes a while that’s why cuz I’m COOKING behind the scenes 🙏

[smokey-thecat]

🩶// And if I made a warrior cats Nevermore au. What then.

[smokey-thecat]

🩶// This au won’t leave my mind. You can have names for now.

The deans: Lightstar and Darkstar (there is a lore reason why there’s two leaders shhhh)

Annabel Lee: Whitecurl

Lenore: Ravenheart

Duke: Braveluck

Pluto: Nightwhisker

Monty: Flamerun

Will: Dustpelt

Ada: Rosecry

Prospero: Sleekfoot

Eulalie: Sweetghost

Berenice: Batshimmer

Morella: Morningpurr

Poppet is named Poppytrot and Dolly is named Drylily… if you even care…….. trips and falls into oncoming traffic

[smokey-thecat]

🩶// And if I made a warrior cats Nevermore au. What then.