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moonvestigial-deactivated202008

Look at me, I’m still breathing

tcpdog replied to your post: “I work hard to make your lives interesting.”...

Funny how you only ‘work hard’ at the things no one wants you to do. Hm.

“You’re only mad because I can actually do my job well when given the right equipment for it.”

#tcpdog #Petrel: I know you are but what am I #Also petrel: I know I am but what are you

aetherintern‌:

WHO IS THIS MAN?! AND WHY DOES HE SLIGHTLY LOOK LIKE HIM?!

“...Did’ya steal my looks, old man?”

#aetherintern‌#Petrel: who the fuck is this copier

“I work hard to make your lives interesting.” Flicks the cigarette onto the ground and waves off.

#{Don't choke on your smoke! : Commentary}#(( dont worry I hate him too LOL ))

rocketlawyerjade‌:

smokinghotexecutive started following you

“Hello, Sir. It’s good to see you again.”

“Heeeeeey~” What was his name again? “What are you up to? Feel like doing a little errand for me?” Definitely because he didn’t feel like doing it himself right?

#rocketlawyerjade‌#{ Hello! }

" I want to be mad at you but that was a really bad pun and I loved it"

“I have a feeling that you and me are going to be sweet, sweet friends, my dear~”

#rubs his nasty hands together #magma-mouse

fairy-dreadnaught‌:

“Oya? I’ve been noticed by the smoke stack. How delightful. ❤ ”

// @smokinghotexecutive hello new friend lol

He makes a ‘kissy face’ and completes it with a wink. He thinks he’s being slick but in reality he’s just being a greasy shitlord.

“The pleasure is aaaaalllll mine~ I didn’t know I had my own personal fan.”

#fairy-dreadnaught‌#wink

mercenaryrocket‌:

“ Why do so many people seem to have second jobs as maids all of a sudden? Is it because they need extra money at this time of year? ”

“I mean, if you’re planning on doing some ho-ho-hoeing around.”

#mercenaryrocket #{ that was TERRIBLE petrel- }

cattt420-deactivated20200729

Same

#{Thoughts thicker than clouds : Musings}#Petrel be like :^) to all of his fellow executives and poor saps that interact with him

Of course, Petrel does have personas that he has developed throughout the years, and I will write a post on them at some point!

Also yes, he’s able to make himself appear as another person regardless of what they look like (thanks to his Zoroark’s partial work of that too) but I will most likely make the icons of who he disguises himself as!

#{ commentary }#{ Of course I will not be using other peoples icons unless I ask specific permission first }#{ Therefore ill most likely make them here and there }

@shiirakeru { here }

“Wait- Wait, wait, wait just one moment. Really? He never leaves his office? Do you know what that means, Blue?!”:

#shiirakeru #its sabotaging time

mercenaryrocket replied to your post: “No matter how tightly you close your eyes, you...

“You have a strange definition of ‘beauty’, sir.”

“I know, not a lot of people have as decent of a taste in pokemon as I do~” Petrel, your pokemon are literally garbage. Literally, have you smelled them lately?

“Either way, you’re just mad that I can turn all of this aroma into something useful. Can YOU do that?”

#mercenaryrocket #look its the nerd that always has his face in the screen #lets antagonize him a little

“No matter how tightly you close your eyes, you can still tell that poison type is around just by its stench. Beautiful, ain’t it?”

#{Don't choke on your smoke! : Commentary}#{ Logs on here after so long }#{ Hello im bringing this stinky man back! }

Who's hands are grimier? The twins or Petrel's? Time to find out!!! Sticky fingers time!

“Somebody get their fucking KIDS out of here before I get out the matches and burn their sad looking eyebrows off.”

#infragments #{ Jesus Petrel }

Bursts into his office, completely drunk with a bottle of whiskey in hand. "You. Why's my fucken sandwich missing?" Lifts up his other hand and spots the sandwich. "Oh." Takes a bite. "What're you doing in my office?"

He just. Stares up at Proton while putting his make up kit away. Can’t a guy put on make up and mock one of their grunts in peace?! Nope, apparently not. Petrel slides the kit away and stares at the very drunk Proton, watching as he takes a bite (out of the already bitten sandwich).

“Uh...huh... This is my office, Proton. You also ate my sandwich in which I already took a bite outta, so you got my germs in your stomach.” Gross. Then, Petrel suddenly hatched an idea.

“Oh, hang on there, Pro! I take that back, you can have your seat back. I have some important business to talk to ya about too.” Was he plotting something? You know your ass he is, and he’s hiding it with a struggling smirk on his face.

#butcherofrocket

“Note to self, never ask about Archer’s injuries.”

#{Don't choke on your smoke! : Commentary}#my nose-

“At least I wouldn’t sell myself short~”

#{Don't choke on your smoke! : Commentary}#SNRK

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