Things that have happened in my DnD party (a masterpost)
I will update as things continue to happen.
Let's meet at the party, shall we? We have:
An asimar bard named Alastair
A halfling circle of the sea druid named Abergwynolyn
(me) A small tiefling warlock named Vaelith
An elf circle of dreams druid named Raya
A rogue halfling (sometimes) whose name I can't remember
And a Goliath barbarian named Ruminol
Now the list of shenanigans:
Both druids turn into velociraptors
Abergwynolyn summons a giant fog cloud in a tight dungeon so nobody can see and promptly turns into a giant spider
A cultist stuffs a document in his mouth and starts chewing
Abergwynolyn insults the cultist's mom Monty Python style and flusters the cultist thanks to a critical fail from the DM
Our benefactor freaking dies
Nobody can decide whether or not we are saving children
Ruminol and Abergwynolyn get arrested at an HOA meeting after Ruminol strangles the leader
Meanwhile: Alastair drinks a potion that makes him glow like burning magnesium
I sleep in a shoebox because I drank a potion that made me tiny
Alastair accidentally starts a new religion after walking into the town square because a priest randomly decided to walk into town and declared that this was a message from heaven
The party receives the name "Children of the Light" because of this
Ruminol signs a magical pact with a creepy tavern keeper without consulting the rest of the party
I receive a cursed ring that I refuse to put on.