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Wow this article came out swinging

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Cishets: ugh gay people are everywhere it’s us who are the real minority now!

People who aren’t straight or cis: ummmmmm WHAT

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Me dropping off my kid: 👋

Everyone else @ the grand canyon :

Inspired by tiktok

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Dave: Klaus do the thing, the cute thing

Klaus: *exists*

Dave, in awe: Holy shit

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Luther: -I really do. I promise.

Allison: I know you do and-

Klaus: *loudly sips margarita*

Allison: Klaus! We’re having a moment!

Klaus: And I’m having a Margarita!

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Klaus: Did you know In space, astronauts cannot cry because there is no gravity and tears can't flow. God I wish I was an astronaut 

Luther:

Luther: Who the fuck invited you

Diego: Shut up and let him talk.

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Me: *looks in a mirror*

My dysphoria:

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Nobody:

Luther:

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Mom said it’s my turn to battle the ancient gods in a fight to the death

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gen z culture saying something ironically and then saying it completely serious because you can’t bump the habit. 

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can I get uhhhhhhhh-fucking- uhh love and respect for our Lord and savior 

Klaus Hargreeves

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Take care of your healthy bone sake.

Inspired by:

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Luther: I heard you like bad boys

Allison: Yeah?

Luther: Well Dad Sent me to the Moon.

Allison:*faints* 

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Everyone in the Umbrella Academy Fandom: Aww look at number five he’s so cute and precious

Number FIve holding a margarita: Alright Buddy fuck you.

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Ben: why do you think everyone hates you?

Klaus: *jazz hands* anxiety.

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Klaus: Two bros chillin’ in a hot tub [pauses for Ben to finish it]

The rest of the Hargreeves siblings: [doesn’t see Ben and only sees Klaus spouting unfinished vine quotes]

Allison: Look at him, guys. We really should get around to watching those vines.

Diego: It’s actually really sad seeing it from this angle.

Vanya: Poor Klaus. He just wants someone to quote vines with.

Luther: I say we make an effort for our brother.

Five: [shrugging] I don’t even know what a vine is but count me in, I guess.

Klaus, oblivious of his siblings: It is Wednesday, my dudes.

Ben: [from the top of his lungs] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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Nobody:

Luther:

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you know what I find adorable? when trans boys do a video montage of how many months they are on T and you can see how genuinly happy and giddy they are on their first day taking it like

fucking superb u funky handsome man 💖